Siskel and Ebert review Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

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Ty Webb wrote:One of my favorite books is Half Baked: A Pot Smoker's Guide to Film and Video. It's basically a compilation of reviews of movies that are great to watch high. Except the reviews aren't reviews as often as they are the hilarious ramblings of two very stoned, very funny guys.

But in the introduction, they mention how the invited Ebert to review a movie as a "guest author" (other guest authors in the book include Ben & Jerry of ice cream fame and Donal Logue). Ebert wrote back, lamenting that spoiling the pure experience of watching a film by getting high was "wrongheaded."

I think that tells me everything I need to know about Ebert. Fuck him.


Can I borrow this book? It sounds awesome...

EDIT: Nevermind- Found it. It is called Baked Potatoes, not Half Baked.
"Mostly boring with sporadic moments of terror"

Siskel and Ebert review Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

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You know the second Friday the 13th, the one wherein Jason dons a sack on his head, before getting wise to the hockey mask?

Well, one Halloween, when I was about nine-years-old, I dressed up like that. Had my mom sew a pillow-like sack for me and then I cut two holes out for the eyes, just like Jason did. Then I added a little fake blood to the mix, grabbed a fake knife or sword of some sort, and went out trick-or-treating.

Every other house I went to, people mistook me for a Klansman.

(At the time I had no idea what the Ku Klux Klan was.)

Siskel and Ebert review Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

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Ekkssvvppllott wrote:You know the second Friday the 13th, the one wherein Jason dons a sack on his head, before getting wise to the hockey mask?

Well, one Halloween, when I was about nine-years-old, I dressed up like that. Had my mom sew a pillow-like sack for me and then I cut two holes out for the eyes, just like Jason did. Then I added a little fake blood to the mix, grabbed a fake knife or sword of some sort, and went out trick-or-treating.

Every other house I went to, people mistook me for a Klansman.

(At the time I had no idea what the Ku Klux Klan was.)


Ha... that reminds me.
There was this really nice, pretty geeky kid who went to my high school. Really into D&D and that sort of thing.

One year for Halloween, he comes to school dressed in a white robe with a high pointed hood. See, in his naive head, he was dressed like a "white witch." But it was straight up Klan.

Siskel and Ebert review Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

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mr.arrison wrote:I can't believe Siskel and Ebert were able to land a career doing broadcast TV movie reviews. They both pretty much suck. Not that Friday the 13th was good, it's just painful to watch them argue, and the Ebert dude cares way too much about what is clearly shit. Move the fuck on....


Aren't you being a tad harsh? The arguing is what made their show what it was. I think Ebert going overboard on a Friday the 13th movie is hilarious. I need to find their review of Jaws: The Revenge.
"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
H. L. Mencken

Kaboom!

Siskel and Ebert review Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

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punch_the_lion wrote:
mr.arrison wrote:I can't believe Siskel and Ebert were able to land a career doing broadcast TV movie reviews. They both pretty much suck. Not that Friday the 13th was good, it's just painful to watch them argue, and the Ebert dude cares way too much about what is clearly shit. Move the fuck on....


Aren't you being a tad harsh? The arguing is what made their show what it was. I think Ebert going overboard on a Friday the 13th movie is hilarious. I need to find their review of Jaws: The Revenge.


Easy enough:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqXAyF8oAT4

The Freddy got Fingered Review is pretty good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9uNm-MCEmA

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