What would you name your bar?
151I would open a pool hall that also serves big bowls of Vietnamese noodles. It would be called Phu Cue.
What would you name your bar?
152broad tosser wrote:I would open a pool hall that also serves big bowls of Vietnamese noodles. It would be called Phu Cue.
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What would you name your bar?
153Well, perhaps I wouldn't get sued simply because I spelled it wrong.
What would you name your bar?
154The concept would be different too. I'd just yell at people and flip them off when serving their pho, rather than go through the trouble of having pool tables. So it's all good.
What would you name your bar?
155lemur68 wrote:The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Okay...here's a couple ideas...
Navel Gazer's- Adrogynous staff- mostly pouty, effeminate dudes who sigh and lislessly make your drinks. Every so often you see them whisper in one another's ear and snicker while looking at you sideways. This is the gimmick, and you tip extra for this.
Paisley Shite's- Everyone's dressed up like a foppish, Carnaby St. dandy. The entire staff is under the influence of hallucinogens so it may take you hours to get a single drink while the giggly, moppity little velveteen twerps working the place giggle and snicker and giggle some more. However, shrooms are in little peanut bowls. Have some.
NERBLY BAR
"Yet Another Bar You Just Can't Pass"
You call me a hater like that's a bad thing
Ekkssvvppllott wrote:MayorofRockNRoll is apparently the poor man's thinking man.
What would you name your bar?
156Marsupialized wrote:Molester's
I was thinking about this shit at work and spurted a loud short laugh followed by snot and walking fast away from anyone I was next too.
lemur68 wrote:Why would you be where a jam band is playing in the first place?
What would you name your bar?
157The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:"Yet Another Bar You Just Can't Pass"
Oh, shit.
Why do you make it so scary to post here.
What would you name your bar?
158The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:lemur68 wrote:The MayorofRockNRoll wrote:Okay...here's a couple ideas...
Navel Gazer's- Adrogynous staff- mostly pouty, effeminate dudes who sigh and lislessly make your drinks. Every so often you see them whisper in one another's ear and snicker while looking at you sideways. This is the gimmick, and you tip extra for this.
Paisley Shite's- Everyone's dressed up like a foppish, Carnaby St. dandy. The entire staff is under the influence of hallucinogens so it may take you hours to get a single drink while the giggly, moppity little velveteen twerps working the place giggle and snicker and giggle some more. However, shrooms are in little peanut bowls. Have some.
NERBLY BAR
"Yet Another Bar You Just Can't Pass"
This is one of the ten best posts of all time.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
What would you name your bar?
159JamLifeIntoDeath wrote:Barfur. (or Barfour)
Myanbar
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.