and I mean well?

at least you mean well.

but seriously, i can't hang but i cry everytime i watch the freshest kids. that movie affects me. last time i watched with my best buddy here & had to fake like i was going to get another beer, cause i was welling up. so much of the force in those kids.

its never made me cry, but there is one part that i play over and over cause dude's move is so...ummm...fresh. its like a forward moon walking thing, and even my strong grasp of physics can't help me understand what exactly is going on.

I can still pop and lock. Used to be able to do the windmill. The last time I tried to do the worm in reverse, which was a few years ago, I could barely stand afterwards. I was 34 and drunk at the time. Out of shape 34 year olds shouldn't ever try to do the worm in reverse.

I never owned a pair of parachute pants. I wasn't ever that hardcore.

One of my regrets as a youth - not being able to figure out the windmill... I could start with a hearty kick of the legs, and get it begun... but no amount of watching other kids do it or reading instructional books could ever help me to figure out how exactly to move my body to get a full rotation going... sigh.

I can breakdance. Every time I dance, I break something.