Edward wrote:A fellow in my neighborhood drives a big pickup truck that has a bumper sticker that reads "I DON'T MIND STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY ACT GAY IN PUBLIC."

Not the best ever, but pretty good.

Yeah the dude who owns that truck died recently, David was his name. I guess his partner is still driving it around.

"At least abortions are biodegradable."

"Nader '96." On a Chevy Corvair.

i used to have a ribbon magnet that, rather than a ribbon, was the snake from the culpeper minute men flag with "don't tread on me" on it. i know that shit got heavily appropriated by the militia movement and all, but i don't care. it was still the most badass thing i've ever seen. it got stolen after about 3 days.

ACTUALLY...

here it is:
http://www.gadsdenandculpeper.com/snauma.html

i should probably buy another one.

I once saw a car with one of those "TRY BURNING THIS ONE, ASSHOLE" stickers affixed to the rear bumper. It did not have a picture of an American flag on it because some noble soul called the sticker's bluff. I stood there on the street, pointing and laughing at the carefully scorched sticker for at least a minute. It was a slow day.

Ever since, when I've seen people wearing that slogan on a t-shirt, I sort of feel like I'm letting the team down by not following through.

Carl wrote:"Nader '96." On a Chevy Corvair.

No way. That's too rich!

I can't believe there are still any of those cars around. My dad used to have one when he first graduated from high school. He said that whenever he turned on the heater in that car, engine fumes and gasoline odor would fill the passenger compartment.

eva03 wrote:

Edward wrote:A fellow in my neighborhood drives a big pickup truck that has a bumper sticker that reads "I DON'T MIND STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY ACT GAY IN PUBLIC."

Not the best ever, but pretty good.

Yeah the dude who owns that truck died recently, David was his name. I guess his partner is still driving it around.

Yeah, that's the one! Richard is actually the guy who passed away. David's alive and doing OK. He had a big garden party yesterday but I was not able to attend.

Edward wrote:

eva03 wrote:

Edward wrote:A fellow in my neighborhood drives a big pickup truck that has a bumper sticker that reads "I DON'T MIND STRAIGHT PEOPLE AS LONG AS THEY ACT GAY IN PUBLIC."

Not the best ever, but pretty good.

Yeah the dude who owns that truck died recently, David was his name. I guess his partner is still driving it around.

Yeah, that's the one! Richard is actually the guy who passed away. David's alive and doing OK. He had a big garden party yesterday but I was not able to attend.

Oh ok My friends live next door to him, that dude always used to hit on me when I delivered pizza's to him he really likes young guys especially "brown ones" and Appalachian ones(his words).

i saw this scrawled in the dust on a tailgate once years ago:

'my long hair can't hide my red neck'

Has anyone mentioned any of the Landover Baptist Church bumper stickers? Here's one: