Speed Racer trailer

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HOUSTON_M wrote:I would rather watch my little brother play F-Zero GX in "story mode" on my beloved Nintendo GameCube than sit through this rubbish.

Gravy is not the same as lava.


Shit looks exactly the same as old SNES F-Zero. Ah, the memories...of redundantly pissing away my childhood.

Hopefully he'll crash and die at the end like David Essex in 'Silver Dream Racer'.

Speed Racer trailer

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Fuck this lameass bullshit. Christina Ricci's short haircut, however, makes her look really cute. Still, fuck this. It looks like utter absolute toxic waste garbaggio.

I will admit to playing "Racer-X" on guitar when I saw the commercial come up. (I play guitar in front of the TV sometimes, to the endless annoyance of everyone else.) Then I turned off the TV and kept playing "Racer-X."
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Speed Racer trailer

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MrFood wrote:This is nothing. They're making a live-action version of 'Akira' which will be set in Manhattan, produced by and starring none other than... <swallow any fluids or food you may have in your mouth now>...

Leonardo DiCaprio.

No. I'm not making this up.


Good Lord.
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.

Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

Speed Racer trailer

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SecondEdition wrote:
MrFood wrote:This is nothing. They're making a live-action version of 'Akira' which will be set in Manhattan, produced by and starring none other than... <swallow any fluids or food you may have in your mouth now>...

Leonardo DiCaprio.

No. I'm not making this up.


Good Lord.


wow...epic failure to be sure...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:

1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.

2) Drive through a storefront.

I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.

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