Marsupialized wrote:I found a Hustler letters in the bushes at the park when I was like 8. I read that thing cover to cover about a thousand times. definitely my favorite.

As an adult, I've never found a porno in a bush. As a child, this seemed to happen all the fucking time.

I blame the G.D. internet. It's sucked the fun out of pornography. It's sucked the pornography out of all our bushes.

Rimbaud III wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:I found a Hustler letters in the bushes at the park when I was like 8. I read that thing cover to cover about a thousand times. definitely my favorite.

As an adult, I've never found a porno in a bush. As a child, this seemed to happen all the fucking time.

I blame the G.D. internet. It's sucked the fun out of pornography.

god bless & keep you, bushes at the park. you taught me everything i know.

Colonel Panic wrote:Grover was the Elmo of my generation.

Elmo was such a huge downgrade. Grover got through life with tenacity and wit. He was an eccentric. Elmo however rests all of his appeal on baby talk and stirring up people's maternal instincts. Yuck!

Upon posting this, my status became Grover. Fucking cosmic!

Rimbaud III wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:I found a Hustler letters in the bushes at the park when I was like 8. I read that thing cover to cover about a thousand times. definitely my favorite.

As an adult, I've never found a porno in a bush. As a child, this seemed to happen all the fucking time.

I blame the G.D. internet. It's sucked the fun out of pornography. It's sucked the pornography out of all our bushes.

Yeah but think of all the more disgusting shit kids are exposed to these days. I mean I didn't see a chick with a dick or some hardcore dog fucking till I was like 19! These kids have it in their bedroom as soon as they are old enough to type.

Marsupialized wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:I found a Hustler letters in the bushes at the park when I was like 8. I read that thing cover to cover about a thousand times. definitely my favorite.

As an adult, I've never found a porno in a bush. As a child, this seemed to happen all the fucking time.

I blame the G.D. internet. It's sucked the fun out of pornography. It's sucked the pornography out of all our bushes.

Yeah but think of all the more disgusting shit kids are exposed to these days. I mean I didn't see a chick with a dick or some hardcore dog fucking till I was like 19! These kids have it in their bedroom as soon as they are old enough to type.

It's enough to bring tears to this old porno veteran's eyes (and a speck of pre-cum to his cock).

burun wrote:

Gramsci wrote:

One of my most prized possessions is a hardcover copy of this book, inscribed to me from Maurice Sendak, with a drawing of one of the Wild Things saying "BOO" on the flyleaf.

When I was in grade school, he came to talk to all the students. It was years later when it dawned on me just why he came to our school: the principal of my school was Sendak's lover for many years.

Jodie, that story is amazing. I am completely overcome with jealousy, by the way. It was the first book I thought of when I saw this thread.


Also, fuckin' A on the Stanley Bagshaw, Zaf.

Marsupialized wrote:I found a Hustler letters in the bushes at the park when I was like 8. I read that thing cover to cover about a thousand times. definitely my favorite.

I found a Penthouse in a hollow tree in the woods behind my subdivision when I was about 10. It had one pictorial that totally blew my mind: two female "mannequins" come to life in the department store after hours and have sex with one another. Couldn't get enough of it.

When I was a kid we used to find Penthouses and Hustlers stashed inside hollow trees, wooden boxes and metal cans out in the tree-lined areas along the edges of cornfields. I guess the older kids in the neighborhood used to hide them there. Dunno who else it could have been, unless there were clans of porno-leprechauns running wild in the Midwest...

I used to have a friend whose dad had every single issue of Playboy in boxes down in their basement so access to porn wasn't that difficult, but the first time I saw a Hustler, that upped the ante so much that partially-disrobed women with out-of-date hairdos in stately, modest poses just didn't do it for me any more.

My neighbors were Mexicans with a shitload of kids my age....I basically lived over at their house when I was really young. Now after their very strict all around decent guy dad got shot and killed at a union meeting, their mom's new boyfriend was a scumbag Illegal and didn't speak a word of English. We'd have him take us to the video store and rent us porn movies. Well, what we thought were porn movies. More like 80's teen sex romps but there'd be some tits and quite possibly a bush in it at some point. We'd pause it on the scene and just kinda stare at it. He either didn't know or didn't care what we were renting...he was pretty drunk and stoned most of the time. This went on for a long time, till the mom caught on and put an end to it. That was a sad, sad day.

First time I saw an actual, honest-to-goodness porno was at a party during my sophomore year of high school.

I believe it was "Debbie Does Dallas". Several months later at a different party, the same kid showed us a blurry, many-generation video copy of that Linda Lovelace scene with the dog, which was pretty disgusting.

I think we're getting a little off-topic here, though.