The Code is Almighty wrote:I'm in. Tomorrow is my D-day with the Kuma Burger.

Extra runny, right?

Getting a table at Kuma's isn't unlike going into battle. There's a general atmosphere of anxiety and adrenaline, fueled by the loud aggressive sounds and the knowledge that something monstrous will inevitably unfold in front of you, usually involving large slabs of meat.

One member of your party needs to assume "point duty" to give a name and be there when a table opens up while everyone else waits around and drinks or goes outside for a smoke.

While you're waiting, you always tend to observe the people around you to see which patrons are done for, and who's going to be selected to move in and take their place...

Marsupialized wrote:

The Code is Almighty wrote:I'm in. Tomorrow is my D-day with the Kuma Burger.

Extra runny, right?

Whatever. I don't care how much I hate it, it's getting eaten. I'm thinking about wearing a blindfold.

The Code is Almighty wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:

The Code is Almighty wrote:I'm in. Tomorrow is my D-day with the Kuma Burger.

Extra runny, right?

Whatever. I don't care how much I hate it, it's getting eaten. I'm thinking about wearing a blindfold.

Watching people eat things they find disgusting will never get old for me, can't wait

This is going to be great.

Tell them you want it all raw. Raw ground beef with a raw egg on top, like steak tartare.

Colonel Panic wrote:This is going to be great.

Tell them you want it all raw. Raw ground beef with a raw egg on top, like steak tartare.

raw bacon as well, remember

noise&light wrote:

This jogged my memory. If I recall correctly the Nachtmystium includes red pepper, garlic chips, mozzarella, and fried basil...I think so.

Sold!

John George Peppers wrote:

noise&light wrote:

This jogged my memory. If I recall correctly the Nachtmystium includes red pepper, garlic chips, mozzarella, and fried basil...I think so.

Sold!

Come with tomorrow. Fuck work, man.
Go in, then around 10 tell them you shit in your pants and you have to go home. There ya go, problem solved everyone's happy.

I can fully endorse this special Nachtmystium burger this month.
God damn that was a good burger. mozzarella, Fried Basil leaves, Bell Peppers, Garlic chips and some kind of wine sauce.

Fuckin' A, in the top 3 Kuma burgers I've ever had, easily.

Well, I did it. Ate every burger on that fucking card. Today, I put the down the Kuma burger that I've been dreading all this time. It wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, but not great either. I wouldn't eat it again. I'm excited that I can now move on to all the new burgers that I've wanted to try for some time.

So, all that hard work and I'm told that they no longer take your picture and put it on the wall. I'm shocked. I feel lied to and hurt. My lawyers are drawing up the papers for my class action suit as I write this.