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simmo wrote:mr.arrison wrote:And that galloping green llama slug thing of Simmo's was running around buttfucking people playing poker with Steve's hat.
That's amazing.
As we're all fessing up to something quite unbelievably sad, I'll level with you: despite never having met any of the following forum members, I have had dreams involving them:
Steve
Don't Fear The Ringo
Rick Reuben
I have confessed.
Adam I wrote:I was supposed to be playing 2nd guitar for Shellac in concert last night with Emmanuel Cunt on bass.
The problems were that A Steve wouldn't tell me which songs we were going to be playing, B that I only know about 3 Shellac songs, C that I don't know how to play even these 3 Shellac songs, and D that each member of Shellac had a giant metallic dome to perch atop while playing, apart from me. It was Steve's intention that I should jump between the other member's domes and that they should attempt to knock me to the ground as I did so. For the amusement of the audience.
Steve would (pre-concert) occasionally show me how to play a part of a song, then (once I had mastered it) inform me that we wouldn't be playing that song.
EC was quite supportive, so thanks for that EC.
I awoke unrested. I pray for no further Steve-dreams. Steve is mean.
johnnyemphysema wrote:simmo wrote:mr.arrison wrote:And that galloping green llama slug thing of Simmo's was running around buttfucking people playing poker with Steve's hat.
That's amazing.
As we're all fessing up to something quite unbelievably sad, I'll level with you: despite never having met any of the following forum members, I have had dreams involving them:
Steve
Don't Fear The Ringo
Rick Reuben
I have confessed.
Do you feel cleansed?
Rick Reuben wrote:He went to bed about a decade ago, or whenever he sold his soul to the bankers and the elites.daniel robert chapman wrote:I think he's gone to bed, Rick.
burun wrote:dontfeartheringo wrote:Burun
Was I crying? I bet I was crying.
Redline wrote:Not Crap. The sound of death? The sound of FUN! ScrrreeEEEEEEE
simmo wrote:johnnyemphysema wrote:simmo wrote:mr.arrison wrote:And that galloping green llama slug thing of Simmo's was running around buttfucking people playing poker with Steve's hat.
That's amazing.
As we're all fessing up to something quite unbelievably sad, I'll level with you: despite never having met any of the following forum members, I have had dreams involving them:
Steve
Don't Fear The Ringo
Rick Reuben
I have confessed.
Do you feel cleansed?
You know what? - I think I do.
Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Adam I wrote:Steve would (pre-concert) occasionally show me how to play a part of a song, then (once I had mastered it) inform me that we wouldn't be playing that song.
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