I'm a little backlogged.
Let's start with some license plates:
Bathroom humor:
I saw the woman who probably wrote this the other day wearing an outfit that pushed up about a baker's dozen of muffin tops:
Creepy faces:
I enjoy nightmarish closeups.
My wife took this from some creepy Oreos commercial:
Yours truly, with a friend, outside Kansas City last November:
Meet Puggles. Puggles is not to be confused with Mr. Beefy, who
once ate a pie.
This one's only notable because I was working and therefore in uniform, representing my employer. It's harder than it looks to get a good nipple-poke when you are trying to be professional.
Family:
The boy demanded some chopsticks after Mommy and Daddy got them. We gave them to him just to appease him, but:
A very useful note from my six-year-old daughter:
Finally, fun with street signs:
And the single greatest thing I have ever seen: