richterbjack wrote:

El Protoolio wrote:

richterbjack wrote:1.5 months and counting

Do you mean until you get to Chicago or until your name is finally called for a table?

I'm ready to wait however long it takes

It is worth the wait. Especially if you are coming from out of town.

i'm kinda weirded out by this level of excitement and anticipation over food.

it's food. you eat it, then it's shit.

that damned fly wrote:i'm kinda weirded out by this level of excitement and anticipation over food.

it's food. you eat it, then it's shit.

There is no food that makes you happy?

lemur68 wrote:

that damned fly wrote:i'm kinda weirded out by this level of excitement and anticipation over food.

it's food. you eat it, then it's shit.

There is no food that makes you happy?

it's food. sometimes it's good, and i eat it, sometimes it's bad, and i eat most of it.

it might be the high point in a shitty day, but never the low point in a shitty day, and on a good day, it's a forgettable detail. food's food. i'd prefer to eat well, but it's really just a trivial detail. i'm lucky to eat as much as i do, and i don't really get all worked up over it. i love a good burrito, an awesome sandwich, but seriously, it's never any saving grace of my life. i've never been near starvation, and i eat fast when i eat, it's just something i have to do, not necessarily something i really want to do. just like pissing. i don't get all worked up over an awesome piss.

not knocking anyone, or casting judgement really, i'm just saying, these might be awesome burgers and whatnot, but that doesn't mean they are that far beyond a burger. it's food.

food is not crap.

that damned fly wrote:

lemur68 wrote:

that damned fly wrote:i'm kinda weirded out by this level of excitement and anticipation over food.

it's food. you eat it, then it's shit.

There is no food that makes you happy?

it's food. sometimes it's good, and i eat it, sometimes it's bad, and i eat most of it.

it might be the high point in a shitty day, but never the low point in a shitty day, and on a good day, it's a forgettable detail. food's food. i'd prefer to eat well, but it's really just a trivial detail. i'm lucky to eat as much as i do, and i don't really get all worked up over it. i love a good burrito, an awesome sandwich, but seriously, it's never any saving grace of my life. i've never been near starvation, and i eat fast when i eat, it's just something i have to do, not necessarily something i really want to do. just like pissing. i don't get all worked up over an awesome piss.

not knocking anyone, or casting judgement really, i'm just saying, these might be awesome burgers and whatnot, but that doesn't mean they are that far beyond a burger. it's food.

food is not crap.

You're like the most jaded person in history.

lemur68 wrote:

that damned fly wrote:

lemur68 wrote:

that damned fly wrote:i'm kinda weirded out by this level of excitement and anticipation over food.

it's food. you eat it, then it's shit.

There is no food that makes you happy?

it's food. sometimes it's good, and i eat it, sometimes it's bad, and i eat most of it.

it might be the high point in a shitty day, but never the low point in a shitty day, and on a good day, it's a forgettable detail. food's food. i'd prefer to eat well, but it's really just a trivial detail. i'm lucky to eat as much as i do, and i don't really get all worked up over it. i love a good burrito, an awesome sandwich, but seriously, it's never any saving grace of my life. i've never been near starvation, and i eat fast when i eat, it's just something i have to do, not necessarily something i really want to do. just like pissing. i don't get all worked up over an awesome piss.

not knocking anyone, or casting judgement really, i'm just saying, these might be awesome burgers and whatnot, but that doesn't mean they are that far beyond a burger. it's food.

food is not crap.

You're like the most jaded person in history.

i'm so over being jaded, i went back around through sincere and into jaded again.

BadComrade wrote:Fly: They're -way- beyond a burger.

A "good hamburger" = blowjob.

A Kuma's hamburger = 3 day fuck-fest.

apparently you don't know how lazy i am.

you know after you piss, and you get that shiver, thats how you know you had an awesome piss.

sack of smashed assholes wrote:you know after you piss, and you get that shiver, thats how you know you had an awesome piss.

pissing is one of the many things about life that bugs me, i always feel like it's interrupting something. so, i always put it off as long as i can.

i feel the same way about eating.

i got issues.

sack of smashed assholes wrote:you know after you piss, and you get that shiver, thats how you know you had an awesome piss.

An awesome piss is even better than a nut.

This thread is like a cock ring on my appetite, keeping me ready for action until I can get there. I've read this whole thing searching for places to eat next weekend when we're in town. I have GOT to go to this place. I may end up divorced. I think I'll have to go twice, one for the Kuma signature burger and one for the Slayer, which I will stick my face in like it's a chocolate cake on my first birthday.

Thanks also for the tip on Boston Blackie's, Smoque, and Hot Doug's. I think we'll be eating the entire weekend. I just need good pizza.

I was also told to go to Quimby's books for head-food. I wish I was cool enough to live in Chicago.