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'Don't Speak' by No Doubt.

I can't believe I forgot this one.

Gwen Stefani. Your table is ready. Madonna is here already. Dinner will be served shortly.
arthur wrote:Don't cut it for work don't cut it to look normal, people who feel offended by your nearly-30-with-long-hair face should just fuck off.

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Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:Everybody's got a Top 10 songs list. But I find that, while my favorites rotate on a semi-daily basis, the songs that I loathe have true staying power.

So what songs make you want to punch the closest person to you when they catch you by surprise? Here are mine:

1. "American Pie" by Don McLean
2. "Piano Man" by Billy Joel
3. "Who Will Save Your Soul" by Jewel
4. "Hotel California" by The Eagles
5. "What's Up" by 4 Non-Blondes
6. "Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Deep Blue Something
7. "I Just Want to Feel Your Love Tonight" by The Outfield
8. "Shiny Happy People" by REM
9. "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson
10. "Tom Sawyer" by Rush


Did you hear about the time they asked Don McLean, "What's 'American Pie' about ?". Don responded, " It means I'll never work again." Good for you asshole.
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

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capnreverb wrote:
Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:10. "Tom Sawyer" by Rush


Let me explain again



Fuck all of you rush haters, every last one of you.

Geddy's torturted cat vocals- love it
neil pearts overly complex drumming- love it
leifsons wall of effected guitars- love it
the stupid l ron hubbard meets ayn raynd lyrics- love it
really bad album covers- love it

i think rush before signals is one of the greatest bands ever.

there is no sarcasm involved here.

you can take your cool indie rock and shove it up your moms ass.

It's so cool to hate rush.

So, fuck all of you.


I have spoken, and for the record,

I love rush. (pre signals)

Fuck all of you rush haters, every last one of you.
Fuck all of you rush haters, every last one of you.
Fuck all of you rush haters, every last one of you.
Fuck all of you rush haters, every last one of you.
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I love Rush, for the record. (pre signals)


Plus one. But dude, make your rant a little more 'Limelight' and a lot less 'The Trees' mmmmkay.
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

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Andrew L. wrote:
Rotten Tanx wrote:Wherever I am, be it having sex on a beautiful lady [. . .]



Having sex on a beautiful lady. . .


Having beautiful sex onto a lady...
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

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Spudboy wrote:How in the fuck did this thread make it 4 pages without Huey Lewis & the News? "The Heart of Rock & Roll" is the sound your flesh makes when it is torn from your body in an accident involving a meat hook delivery truck and a hot tar tanker.

Otherwise, I concur.


Old Time Rock and Roll...Risky business...
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

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Brett Eugene Ralph wrote:
stackmatic wrote:Meatloaf - "Paradise By The Dashboard Light"
Manfred Man's Earth Band - "Blinded By The Light"


Neither of these songs bother me a bit although I won't say they're not "crap." I especially like when "Blinded by the Light" slows down into the 10CC-like part near the end--that is, until Manfred does a bong hit and starts playing "Chopsticks."


How did that piano part get through anyway ? A record exec doing a bong hit I guess. Is it true Springsteen wrote this ?
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on

ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.

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Let me reiterate the hatred for Gordon Lightfoot's "If You Could Read My Mind"

It reminds me of riding in my mom's Dodge Dart in the summertime, going to Shorehaven (a "beach club" near La Guardia Airport) to swim in the big saltwater pool. It took us 20 minutes to drive there, and in those 20 minutes the back of my shorts-clad legs would sweat themselves enough to adhere to the plastic seats. Ensuring a scream of pain and a layer of epidermis left behind when I attempted to get out of the car.

While I am reliving these painful childhood memories, I will add:

"Afternoon Delight" triggers the sense-memory of getting into the car after a whole day at Shorehaven, and promptly grilling the backs of my thighs on the aforementioned plastic seats.
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