Heard recently from pockets:

"Twist & Shouts", as in:

Arson Smith wrote:OW FUCK! Shit, I thought these were Twist-Offs!

pockets wrote:Ahhh, got you some Twist & Shouts there, do ya?

at the foundry in wisconsin where i worked a long time ago the guys called the little bits of stray soap in the communal shower, the ones you had to use if you forgot your own, remnants.

A whole bands worth of gibberish (mainly from our drummer)

http://www.honeyisfunny.com/lords/glossary.htm

Including definitions for:

Chegg
Podboner
Kebabthigh
and
To Mingus a portion of food.

Jooge-

You jooged it.

Means fucked it up.

fancyjamtime wrote:His reply...a defeated "goddamnit..."

Excellent. Haha.

the Internet = the tom-toms

johnnyemphysema wrote:Mocos are eye boogers that you have when you wake up.

"Moco" is a common Spanish-language slang term for all types of boogers.

billy = buzzard
flumpy = barn owl

all other things in the world get turned into a repetition of the first syllable e.g. badge-badge (badger), ott-ott (you get the picture). except for foxes which are always foxy-loxy. it gets stupid with single syllable words but i like that.

my partner came out with sausageses, ning-nongs and snisms.

the first is a penile thing. neither of us have any idea what the other two are.

Bad larry=Cigarettes

Cool Juice-beer

Mongolaide=gatorade and PBR

Scadds=lots of something, excessive amounts

Skunk Jaw=bad breath

The Doobs=weed

Ali-babba and the 40 thieves=taking a shit.

My friend's dad is a Vietnam vet marine (known for their slang). He used rainroom for shower, as well as raking the fangs for brushing teeth and oatmobile for oatmeal. He also referred to being hammered as being Clarenced and being hung-over as being Eudward (pronounced: yood-word). I know he had a lot more ...

Then there was an old girlfriend who referred to camel-toe as a Wuh.

I call the menstrual period her area. Not sure why, just sounds goofy.

Also, it's been mentioned in this thread previously, but I am a big fan of referring to male masturbation as [/b]punching the clown[/b]

Good stuff ...[/b] sorry about the HTML weirdness.