how do you wanna pronounce your "Porco Dio"?

the venetian way, here she is:

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnGop_hnm5o

an italian TV sports journalist, Germano Mosconi, and his off-air curse words.

"dio porco" (literally: pig god) "dio cane" (god dog) "dio canaja" (bastard god) "puttana la madonna " (that Mother Mary bitch) are his favorite ones.
if you know Italian, this is incredibly funny. if you don't know Italian, here is the perfect introduction. watch the video and you'll know everything you ought to know about italian language in three minutes.

you see, the area around Venice and the whole of Tuscany are the home of blasphemic curse words.
the people there, they use these words anytime they can. and these words this journo uses are the most obscene curse words concievable.
beyond belief.

i love Venezia, i love Toscana.

Caro ragazzo
Io non parlo molto italianno ma lo capisco dato che tua mamma lo parla tutti i giorni.
Mi ha fatto bene leggere il tuo post, ma medita prima di aprire bocca perchè è un imbecille.
Io non sono un psichiatra, razza di imbecilli!

242, Don't type so fast, I gotta grab my Italian dictionary.

mile cazzi in tuo culo!

Mani,

A Friulano that loves Venezia... I wouldn't say that too loud around Udine, you'll get your ass kicked.

This is very helpful, thanks.

I run a football team with at least 6 Italian players and often wonder what all the fuss is about.