Tree wrote:Yesterday I completed the first year of my thirties.
Happy birthday, Sir Tree!
I raise a Tommyknocker to you.
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Kayte R. wrote:Yesterday, I was at a backyard bonfire. There was no food at the bonfire so I went nextdoor to the handlebar to get some. I ordered a grilled cheese with fried plantains to go because I wanted to share it with my friend, who was hosting. Brought it back over and into the kitchen which was empty. A dude came in and started making friendly conversation, what do you do etc. Kinda douchey seeming, but friendly. I opened up the takeout container. I was going to eat my portion and then bring the rest out to my friend who was tending the fire. He snatched a plantain out of the container and, holding it to his mouth, said "Can I have this?" - and waited not one second before eating it. I said "Well you didn't really let me answer, so I guess yeah." And then I got out of there. Because that really weirded me out. Dude I don't know touching my plantains. I brought the rest of the food out for steph and told her about it, and the guy came up and apologized profusely. I said fine, we're cool, whatever. Later, I was sitting on a block of wood and someone started massaging my shoulders. I assumed it was steph, since she is a massage therapist and my good friend, but I turned around and it was plantain-stealer!
That really "fridged me out" as the bros say.
Edit: clarity
that damned fly wrote:oh...canada."
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on
ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.
burun wrote:Haagen Dasz makes green tea ice cream.
It's pretty good.
Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.
geiginni wrote:How about commemorative clock celebrating glorious anniversary of dead heros of great patriotic NASCAR?
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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