Arson Smith wrote:

simmo wrote:I just went to the toilet on the work, and there was a white, slimy substance on the toilet seat and floor that I am 85% sure was cum.

It was such a good time in there that you blacked out for the last 15% of your "session"... hence, the uncertainty?

Hahahaha, you see, this ties in with something else that just happened to me. I'm having quite a day of it...

I was just talking to the aforementioned Stinky Woman I Work With (she has a whole thread dedicated to her), and she told me that she had a cousin who died at 14. I said "oh that's terrible, what did he die of?"

The answer I wasn't expecting, but got: auto-asphyxiation trying to reach sexual climax. He hung himself by mistake, and was found with his trousers round his ankles and a copy of Hustler by his side.

Jesus, what is it with today??!!

simmo wrote:

Arson Smith wrote:

simmo wrote:I just went to the toilet on the work, and there was a white, slimy substance on the toilet seat and floor that I am 85% sure was cum.

It was such a good time in there that you blacked out for the last 15% of your "session"... hence, the uncertainty?

Hahahaha, you see, this ties in with something else that just happened to me. I'm having quite a day of it...

I was just talking to the aforementioned Stinky Woman I Work With (she has a whole thread dedicated to her), and she told me that she had a cousin who died at 14. I said "oh that's terrible, what did he die of?"

The answer I wasn't expecting, but got: auto-asphyxiation trying to reach sexual climax. He hung himself by mistake, and was found with his trousers round his ankles and a copy of Hustler by his side.

Jesus, what is it with today??!!

What ever happened with her? Did anyone ever tell her that her stink could make flowers die?

woops

simmo wrote:
The answer I wasn't expecting, but got: auto-asphyxiation trying to reach sexual climax. He hung himself by mistake, and was found with his trousers round his ankles and a copy of Hustler by his side.

Jesus, what is it with today??!!

is this not the way the lead singer from INXS died ?

simmo wrote:I was just talking to the aforementioned Stinky Woman I Work With (she has a whole thread dedicated to her), and she told me that she had a cousin who died at 14. I said "oh that's terrible, what did he die of?"

The answer I wasn't expecting, but got: auto-asphyxiation trying to reach sexual climax. He hung himself by mistake, and was found with his trousers round his ankles and a copy of Hustler by his side.

Jesus, what is it with today??!!

Oh yeah, apparently that happens quite often! It's a pretty stupid way to die too.

I was thinking - why didn't you just try to smell that thing? I know it sounds a bit disgusting, but cum smell is pretty peculiar and you wouldn't even have to be that close to recognise it....

Marsupialized wrote:I could have turned off the light country awhile back but I have become obsessed with it, I wanna hear the next song and how stupid it is.

I have heard no less than 6 America kicks ass! Songs since I got here, that Toby Keith...man, that's one dumb motherfucker right there.

'America is a big dog, we will bark if you rattle our cage'

What's that even mean?

the assumption is that america is caged. any good republican knows that is not the case. what a dumb motherfucker, indeed; can't even get metaphorical, and shit.

Maurice wrote:The 11-month-old loves The Fall.

there's a good baby, right there. my son, back when he was 8-yrs-old, fell asleep every night to the real new fall lp.

i'm shocked

first this in 1980 :
http://www.seeqpod.net/search/?plid=85341a4925

and then in 2006 :
http://www.seeqpod.net/search/?plid=de19cf639a


No shame !

Barbo wrote:

the.bowlox wrote:Just got back to Jacksonville, FL to visit the folks. Already I miss Chicago.
During my visit there, I ate at Kuma's. Twice. Thank you EA.

I hope you plan on eating at Beach Road Chicken and Clark's Fish Camp while you are in Jacksonville.


Jon

If I still had a friend with a bass boat, I'd be taking it to Cap's in PV.

But yeah, Beach Rd's across the street from my old high school. Me and my 300 lb. friend went there after Jazz Band every Tuesday. I love that a bottomless bowl of gravy is considered a side dish. Beach Road Chicken Dinners is the last thing keeping Jacksonville southern. (Florida IS the south, dammit! Skynyrd's from here!)

Ty Webb wrote:

Nico Adie wrote:Lots of breasts today. Lots.

Yeah, I just came back from grabbing some lunch. Manhattan, she is kind on summer days.

Haha, I was actually referring to the plastic surgery audit I did.

So many breast reductions.

But yes, the good weather is kind to the breast ogling man.