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emmanuelle cunt wrote:
some fan site wrote:WHAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JUGGALO/LETTE...
1) you are NOT a juggalo if the only reason you want to be is because its "cool"

2)you are NOT a juggalo if you call EVERY JUGGALO YOU meet a jugahoe

3)you are NOT a juggalo if you think you are more "down" because you have more shirts then someone else

4)you DO NOT have to do drugs to be down

5) wearing your paint in public DOES NOT make you better than a juggalo who doesnt

6)you do NOT have to flash your tits to be a juggalette

7)getting good grades and carring about school DOES NOT make you a juggahoe

8)you do NOT have to own a hatchetman charm to be more "juggalo" than someone else

9)you are ALLOWED to like other music and still be a juggalo

10) beating people up and claiming juggalo ONLY for that purpose does NOT make you a juggalo

11)claiming juggalette and being a whore beacause you think thats what juggalettes are does NOT make you a juggalette

12)just because you have 50 psychopathic cd's does NOT make you a juggalo

13)hearing ONE psychopathic song does NOT make you a juggalo

13)just because youve been to a psychopathic concert does NOT make you a juggalo

14)being a groupie DOES NOT make you a juggalette, just a band slut

15)you dont even HAVE to own ANYTHING psychopathic to be a juggalo

16)claiming juggalo around your friends and NOT around your parents/teachers/peers does NOT make you a true juggalo, just a coward

17)you CAN be a juggalo and like eminem

18)having more juggalo friends than someone else does NOT make you more of a juggalo

19)talking about killing people does NOT make you more of a juggalo

20)and finnaly, i dont care WHO the fuck you are... if you say youve been "jumped into the juggalos" you are fuckin ignorant and dont know what the carnival is really about. getting beaten up by juggalos because they say thats what makes you down,they arent fuckin juggalos and neither are you.



These should be some lyrics to a polka song.
lemur68 wrote:Why would you be where a jam band is playing in the first place?

JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden

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ant man bee wrote:As I believe I have stated here before, I think one of my friends and I are going to get tickets to the annual Juggalo Gathering (their version of woodstock).

We want to get some cameras and do a documentary on these freaks...Imagine "Gummo" + "Gimmie Shelter"...you cannot go wrong.

Check it out here: http://www.juggalogathering.com/splash.html



Vice Magazine did that a while back, you can read it here:

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdo ... country=us
lemur68 wrote:Why would you be where a jam band is playing in the first place?

JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden

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AnthonyVillalobos wrote:
ant man bee wrote:As I believe I have stated here before, I think one of my friends and I are going to get tickets to the annual Juggalo Gathering (their version of woodstock).

We want to get some cameras and do a documentary on these freaks...Imagine "Gummo" + "Gimmie Shelter"...you cannot go wrong.

Check it out here: http://www.juggalogathering.com/splash.html



Vice Magazine did that a while back, you can read it here:

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdo ... country=us


Fuck... :cry:
Marsupialized wrote:I bet I hand you a gold bar that sucks dick on command and you'll be bitching that it dosent have the right kind of moustache.

JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden

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ant man bee wrote:
AnthonyVillalobos wrote:
ant man bee wrote:As I believe I have stated here before, I think one of my friends and I are going to get tickets to the annual Juggalo Gathering (their version of woodstock).

We want to get some cameras and do a documentary on these freaks...Imagine "Gummo" + "Gimmie Shelter"...you cannot go wrong.

Check it out here: http://www.juggalogathering.com/splash.html



Vice Magazine did that a while back, you can read it here:

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdo ... country=us


Fuck... :cry:



You should still go and take some compromising pictures of Juggalos doing such repulsive things, that even that 65 year old Juggalo in sothern Illinois will have to put away the make up and stop drinking Faygo in order to move his trailer to Canada where noone will know of his past.
lemur68 wrote:Why would you be where a jam band is playing in the first place?

JUGGALO ALERT! Insane Clown Posse vandals strike Lynden

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AnthonyVillalobos wrote:
ant man bee wrote:As I believe I have stated here before, I think one of my friends and I are going to get tickets to the annual Juggalo Gathering (their version of woodstock).

We want to get some cameras and do a documentary on these freaks...Imagine "Gummo" + "Gimmie Shelter"...you cannot go wrong.

Check it out here: http://www.juggalogathering.com/splash.html



Vice Magazine did that a while back, you can read it here:

http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdo ... country=us


Even though completely retarded, the first sentence in that article is a real grabber.
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