steve wrote:

gjhardwick wrote:would anyone like to bid on the Rapeman single i'm auctioning on Ebay at the minute???

Is it stock or has it been "hacked?"

It's been chopped and screwed.

givemenoughrope wrote:That wasn't such a chore now was it? What are you selling next, zom-zom?

This is one of the five funniest lines I have ever read here. It's not in the same weight class as a Bambouche or Brett Ralph adolescence story, but as one or two-liners go, for me it's up there with "you no get the points so I no to get any money" and "gold brick wrong moustache suck" and just a few others.

Dr. Venkman wrote:Gerard, eh? And I thought zom-zom was a goofy name.

Stick to threads about Sports and Getting Drunk. You're not funny.

I can't believe I read the whole thing...

Get dog costumes wrote:

givemenoughrope wrote:That wasn't such a chore now was it? What are you selling next, zom-zom?

This is one of the five funniest lines I have ever read here. It's not in the same weight class as a Bambouche or Brett Ralph adolescence story, but as one or two-liners go, for me it's up there with "you no get the points so I no to get any money" and "gold brick wrong moustache suck" and just a few others.

As fedaykin13 pointed out, I was just quoting Dan Akroyd.
These others must have been before my time. Where are they?

Big John wrote:How would you say you won.

Today Gallo goes back to a mansion full of Beans, Velinos, and hollywood girlfriends. Kicks back after staring in Francis Ford Coppala's next picture and begins working on his next move. He checks the balance on his bank account six of the digits before the decimal point are zeros then he spends a few minutes contenplateing what his next aquisition will be.

What are you doing today.

Gallo wins.

A friend has told me about in-store hagglings that would rival the most crazed and obsessed. One occurred on his birthday. Thats sad enough for me to almost feel sorry for the guy. I'll take itchy's life in a heartbeat.

EDIT: Of course, I didn't mean "take his life" like the deer head falling on him. i meant steal his shoes...

Big John wrote:How would you say you won.

Today Gallo goes back to a mansion full of Beans, Velinos, and hollywood girlfriends. Kicks back after staring in Francis Ford Coppala's next picture and begins working on his next move. He checks the balance on his bank account six of the digits before the decimal point are zeros then he spends a few minutes contenplateing what his next aquisition will be.

What are you doing today.

Gallo wins.

check out the mansion:

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... -mogul.php

agreed. VG won. Not even close. I'm pretty sure that this board would hate anyone with money, especially if they are from NYC or LA.......if someone strays from the cult it undermines the other member's illusions of security and/or worth......

itchy mcgoo wrote:I will hopefully make someone laugh. I'll probably call my mom and she will bug the shit out of me. It's early, but a safe bet that I won't call anyone a pig-faced gossip whore on the internet.

I totally fucking win.

You make me laugh daily, Ms. McGoo.

My mom bugs me every day. Wanna trade?

Vincent Gallo wins because he owns property and has money? Although I don't know him, he seems pretty much to be a depressed, arrogant man-child. You can have him.

Sourmilk wrote:Vincent Gallo wins because he owns property and has money? Although I don't know him, he seems pretty much to be a depressed, arrogant man-child. You can have him.

yeah i'd much rather have a cult of bootlickers than money and property.....

Wow, a complete douchebag has a shitload of money.

That's very rare.