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But could you bare to live in a world without these freaks?

FMP

We have one computer and an unrepentant nosepicker in the office. It's like working with Puck from the Real World. My mouse from the computer at home is often encrusted, but I have a second-grader living there. It sucks when it happens at work.

One of the sales dudes adjusts his balls about every three seconds while speaking to you, it's real uncomfortable.
Spider monkeys don't touch their balls as much as this dude.
There's another who constantly smells his own fingers while sitting there working. Just sniff sniff sniff sniff.

Marsupialized wrote:There's another who constantly smells his own fingers while sitting there working. Just sniff sniff sniff sniff.

Is there any possibility that he hooked up with your other office mate, you know, the female hooking up with folks on craigslist? From the sounds of it, that would be perfectly acceptable behavior.

By the way, this thread wasn't heading anywhere until that greasy version of KFC's extra crispy showed up.