I have a melon allergy. Makes my throat itch and I've broken out in hives before.

Still, they are delicious, but fuck em.

Not a big fan, seems kind of gay for a man to actively seek out a melon to eat.
If you go to a chick's house and she offers you melon, sure eat some....but for a man to go to the store and pick out a honeydew melon and take it home and slice it up and eat it? I don't know about all that.
Maybe you can stop off and check out the Sex in the city movie after you are finished slurping up your delicious dainty little melon balls.

Even watermelon is gay, it just tastes gay.

Marsupialized wrote:Even watermelon is gay, it just tastes gay.

that's because you were eating the one I 'infused' with my 'seeded variety'.

Marsupialized wrote:Not a big fan, seems kind of gay for a man to actively seek out a melon to eat.
If you go to a chick's house and she offers you melon, sure eat some....but for a man to go to the store and pick out a honeydew melon and take it home and slice it up and eat it? I don't know about all that.
Maybe you can stop off and check out the Sex in the city movie after you are finished slurping up your delicious dainty little melon balls.

Even watermelon is gay, it just tastes gay.

If men that eat melons are more sensitive, so be it. Melon squeezing is an art form.

Marsupialized wrote: seems kind of gay for a man to actively seek out a melon to eat.
....for a man to go to the store and pick out a honeydew melon and .

The fresh fruit and vegetable section in supermarkets is the best place in the world to pick up chicks.
I also recommend Gyms and surgery waiting Lounges.

242sumner wrote:

Marsupialized wrote: seems kind of gay for a man to actively seek out a melon to eat.
....for a man to go to the store and pick out a honeydew melon and .

The fresh fruit and vegetable section in supermarkets is the best place in the world to pick up dudes.
I also recommend Gyms and sex reassignment surgery waiting Lounges.

FYP

Petey Greene shows you all how to eat watermelon.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc

Marsupialized wrote:

242sumner wrote:

Marsupialized wrote: seems kind of gay for a man to actively seek out a melon to eat.
....for a man to go to the store and pick out a honeydew melon and .

The fresh fruit and vegetable section in supermarkets is the best place in the world to pick up dudes.
I also recommend Gyms and sex reassignment surgery waiting Lounges.

FYP

Sure, I totally respect "you people".

I would probably see a band called Tasteless Melons