Wait, I only addressed half of Nickelback's mouth breathing following. I need to be as dynamic as Nickelback and skillfully replicate the other song archetype they use, the nostalgic/sentimental/love ballad.

A picture of someone close who, for some reason, I do not keep in contact with frequently
A picture of a place that I have not visited in a long time
A place that reminds me of a picture I took of a loved one at that place
A place where I left a picture of another place where a loved one and I drank and talked about life and how it would feel to be the subject of a Nickelback song
A place where a friend of mine did something outrageously funny that makes me wish I could go back in time to that simpler life

I can't believe that I almost neglected the other half of the Nickelback song spectrum!

They have their own 50 chip poker set?

CRAP

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:They have their own 50 chip poker set?

CRAP

Looks like a White Power band.



"Nickelback" must be a Jewish slur.

lemur68 wrote: White Power band.

See also: White Power ballad

ubercat wrote: Dickleback

See also: Ticklesack

timpickens wrote:their old stuff sucks but their new stuff is awesome


not crap

I can't even say this shit as a joke.



Pure bred dork.

lemur68 wrote: White Power band.

m.koren wrote:White Power ballad

ubercat wrote: Dickleback

m.koren wrote:Ticklesack

Picklesnack

awesome band in the truest sense of the word. or should that be terrific?

we need the dark empty spaces so the light can shine brighter.

Skronk wrote:Picklesnack

Would eat. Have eaten.

But seriously though, I'd like to see one of you poker players show up at poker night at Electrical and bust out that shit. I bet Steve forfeits his winnings to you just to get that abomination out of his studio.