There was a Rod Stewart song called "Infatuation" in the 80s, the chorus of which was the title yowled four times. Naturally this became "Ejaculation."

Along the same lines, Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" is now called "Menstrual Eruption" 'round these parts.

The second half of the chorus of "Sad Songs Say So Much" by Elton John:

Reach into your womb, whoa-oa-oa-oa
You feel that genital touch

And of course Bowie's version of "China Girl":

She goes...shhhhhhhhhhhhit.

This is why no one wants to go grocery shopping with me.

By Imagination:

What the fuck was that?
It's just an illusion.
What the fuck was that?
In all this confusion.

By Bon Jovi:

I'm a dickhead
On an iron donkey I ride
I am a wanker
Dead or alive

Fugazi: Repeater = "1 2 3eee Velveeta!"

lemur68 wrote:
this equals gold.

thanks-I'll pass the compliment along!

Cheezits are just alright with me

I had a couple buddies from high school who were geniuses at this. Matt would sing:
"There she was just a-walkin down the street,
Singin duodenum-diddy diddy dum diddy doo."
and
"Don't know much about historectomy."
Kind of turns a straight four into more of a math rocker.

My friend Mark used to change, "Don't pull your love out on me honey" to "Don't blow your load out on my tummy, If you do I'll call your mommy." With that same low, manly voice as the original. And, "Green-eyed lady, Sawmill gravy." He was also the originator of the whole "Private Dancer" will cleanse a song from your head thing. Genius.

muffkin taskells wrote:I had a couple buddies from high school who were geniuses at this. Matt would sing:
"There she was just a-walkin down the street,
Singin duodenum-diddy diddy dum diddy doo."
and
"Don't know much about historectomy."
Kind of turns a straight four into more of a math rocker.

Oh that reminds me of a friend of mine back in high school as well...

Ray had been studying his biology book perhaps a little too intensely and had just snapped while listening to a The Doors greatest hits tape.

"blahblahblahblahblahblah in a Ho-lly-wood Bun--ga-low"

had become

"blahblahblahblahblahblah in a sem-i-nal ves--ic-le"

and

"LA Woman!"

had become

"LH Woman!"

etc. (I can't remember the rest, but he definitely went through the whole song... and with a feverish, crazed/hyper delivery... would probably make for a better story if I could remember what he had substituted for "Mr. Mojo Risin" though - sorry 'bout that)

"Season ticket on a one way ride".

i replace the last line in billy joel's 'we didn't start the fire' to STUPID MOTHERFUCKING COPS YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET ME!!!!!!! (right before the last chorus)

I'm blue, 'f I was green I would die
'f I was greeeeeen I would die...