Holy crap.

OK.

So, they apparently demanded a $600 guarantee from the club, which the club denied (and being people I know, I believe them). Anyway. They show up and their van contains the following:

1. A crate of about 75 different GG Allin DVDs
2. A crate of about 100 different GG Allin CDs
3. Two crates containing piles of 10-15 different GG Allin t-shirts
4. Two guitars and a bass


That is all. These retards want $600 to show up somewhere with more merchandise than Creed and no fucking gear. They proceed to tell us that they will be using our gear. I proceed to tell them to fuck themselves with a splintered wooden dildo. As the drummer, it will be a cold day in hell before I let Dino the Naked Drummer near my shit. I'm not overly gear-protective, but that 55 year old fat guy is not going to sit his fat, naked, convicted child molestor ass on my drum throne and smash my kit for an hour.

Anyway, after talking the house into letting them use the house kit, house amps, house heads, etc., they decide they're not going on stage until they get $600 handed to them. After about an hour of refusing to budge, the club handed them $300 and told them they'd get the other half if they played. They played an hour of absolute horseshit. Since they drew a grand total of 12 people, the club told them to go fuck themselves about the other half of the money. They got really nasty. No one cared.

In short, it was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. They're basically a rolling carnival of medicare-eligible crust punks cashing out on his dead brother. I didn't expect much, and they gave me even less than I expected. The bouncer and I were secretly praying that one of them would get violent so we could beat the living shit out of them. Alas, our one chance to salvage the evening failed to materialize.

Wait, you're saying some dopes cashing in on GG Allin's good name are a bunch of fucking retards? NO WAY

ginandtacos.com wrote:As the drummer, it will be a cold day in hell before I let Dino the Naked Drummer near my shit.

total ew.

wow you guys are having a great tour, aren't you...


PS: You guys left some Coffee and Hair Product at my house, I will bring it to indy on Sat...

PPS: Robs Sandwich is still in the fridge, but I am going to throw that out...

How the fuck is Dino even breathing at this point?

Like I said, I was not expecting much....but even still I was horrified.

Thanks for bringing that shit, chris. Feel free to bring your roommate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im8uIoq1fjs


Rob's sandwich should be buried at sea.

Sowley wrote:How the fuck is Dino even breathing at this point?

That's an excellent question, and I think the answer is drugs and kid rape.

ginandtacos.com wrote:Like I said, I was not expecting much....but even still I was horrified.

Thanks for bringing that shit, chris. Feel free to bring your roommate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im8uIoq1fjs


Rob's sandwich should be buried at sea.

Ed you are after my hot roomate I do not bang?

yaledelay wrote:

ginandtacos.com wrote:Like I said, I was not expecting much....but even still I was horrified.

Thanks for bringing that shit, chris. Feel free to bring your roommate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im8uIoq1fjs


Rob's sandwich should be buried at sea.

Ed you are after my hot roomate I do not bang?

Well as awesome as your girlfriend is, I sincerely hope you are not poking anyone else on the side. Seriously, give Beth another high-five for us.

ginandtacos.com wrote:

yaledelay wrote:

ginandtacos.com wrote:Like I said, I was not expecting much....but even still I was horrified.

Thanks for bringing that shit, chris. Feel free to bring your roommate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im8uIoq1fjs


Rob's sandwich should be buried at sea.

Ed you are after my hot roomate I do not bang?

Well as awesome as your girlfriend is, I sincerely hope you are not poking anyone else on the side. Seriously, give Beth another high-five for us.

Im not... Do you not remember the "hot roomate you do not bang" C/NC?

I won't see Beth until Monday, she will be in GB...