How Old?

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I was at the REM concert a couple weeks ago when a drunk teenage-looking kid sat down next to the lady-friend & myself and started chatting us up. After a little while:

Him: 'How old are you guys?'

Her: '28'

Me: '27'

Him: 'Wow, you guys are really cool for older folks. Usually the older you get, the more of an asshole you become.'

And here I was thinking I was a huge asshole.

How Old?

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cwiko wrote:I was at the REM concert a couple weeks ago when a drunk teenage-looking kid sat down next to the lady-friend & myself and started chatting us up. After a little while:

Him: 'How old are you guys?'

Her: '28'

Me: '27'

Him: 'Wow, you guys are really cool for older folks. Usually the older you get, the more of an asshole you become.'


In the right hands, this anecdote could be a great lead in/inspiration for any number of essays/fictions/treatises.
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