My dick got caught in my zipper after I pissed about an hour ago.
There is blood.
Not the way I wanted to start the workday. I was already hung over and queasy. Now I am hung over, queasy and bleeding from the penis.
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10492HE WAS MASTURBATING!!!
geiginni wrote:How about commemorative clock celebrating glorious anniversary of dead heros of great patriotic NASCAR?
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10493Fuck Music Ground*
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SHORTENED LINK (now somewhat calmed at price of guitar) [/URL]
*shitty UK guitar emporium driving the prices of old guitars through the roof.
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SHORTENED LINK (now somewhat calmed at price of guitar) [/URL]
*shitty UK guitar emporium driving the prices of old guitars through the roof.
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Rick Reuben wrote:We're all sensitive people
With so much love to give, understand me sugar
Since we got to be... Lets say, I love you
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10494Sock OR Muffin? wrote:HE WAS MASTURBATING!!!
Duhhh!
We are talking about 'sup here!
Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced. T. Mckenna
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10495Nina wrote:Sock OR Muffin? wrote:HE WAS MASTURBATING!!!
Duhhh!
We are talking about 'sup here!
Like you've never masturbated at work, Nina
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom
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10496Marsupialized wrote:Nina wrote:Sock OR Muffin? wrote:HE WAS MASTURBATING!!!
Duhhh!
We are talking about 'sup here!
Like you've never masturbated at work, Nina
Why do you think I work from home? (when I in fact, do work)
Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced. T. Mckenna
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10497I knew a girl in high school who used to masturbate in class by rocking her legs together while they were crossed.
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10498bigc wrote:I knew a girl in high school who used to masturbate in class by rocking her legs together while they were crossed.
That can not possibly work, can it?
(begins rocking)
Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced. T. Mckenna
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10499bigc wrote:I knew a girl in high school who used to masturbate in class by rocking her legs together while they were crossed.
Guess I went to the wrong high school.
How could you tell what her intent was ? Did it smell ?
Marsupialized wrote:The last time I saw her, she had some Jewish bullshit going on
ubercat wrote:You're fucking cock-tease aren't you, you little minx.
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10500This does not work.
I call bullshit.
I call bullshit.
Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced. T. Mckenna