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Marsupialized wrote:
Nina wrote:
Marsupialized wrote:
Nina wrote:
Sock OR Muffin? wrote:HE WAS MASTURBATING!!!


Duhhh!
We are talking about 'sup here!


Like you've never masturbated at work, Nina


Why do you think I work from home? (when I in fact, do work)


Ninastoiletcam.com? That still up?


Nah. I took that down as soon as you left to go back home.
Animals are something invented by plants to move seeds around. An extremely yang solution to a peculiar problem which they faced. T. Mckenna

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m.koren wrote:
bigc wrote:I knew a girl in high school who used to masturbate in class by rocking her legs together while they were crossed.


Guess I went to the wrong high school. :(
How could you tell what her intent was ? Did it smell ?
No it did not.

We asked her why she was always doing that in class a few years after we finished and she told us.

Little details from your day

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A small drama...

sparky wrote:Naively, I cannot believe what just happened.

SCENE V. A public bath.

PETRUCHIO
Good morrow, gentle mistress: where away?
Tell me, sweet Kate, and tell me truly too,
Hast thou beheld a fresher gentlewoman?
Such war of white and red within her cheeks!
What stars do spangle heaven with such beauty,
As those two eyes become that heavenly face?
Fair lovely maid, once more good day to thee.
Sweet Kate, embrace her for her beauty's sake.

SPARKY
A' will make the man mad, to make a woman of him.

KATHARINA
Young budding virgin, fair and fresh and sweet,
Whither away, or where is thy abode?
Happy the parents of so fair a child;
Happier the man, whom favourable stars
Allot thee for his lovely bed-fellow!

PETRUCHIO
Why, how now, Kate! I hope thou art not mad:
This is a man, old, wrinkled, faded, wither'd,
And not a maiden, as thou say'st he is.

KATHARINA
Pardon, old father, my mistaking eyes,
That have been so bedazzled with the sun
That everything I look on seemeth green:
Now I perceive thou art a reverend father;
Pardon, I pray thee, for my mad mistaking.

But.... you have a very nice penis, you know...
Redline wrote:Not Crap. The sound of death? The sound of FUN! ScrrreeEEEEEEE

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Speaking of euphamisms...

On my ride home from work yesterday while stopped at a light I saw a dude all by himself in a beat up minivan frantically playing a small wooden flute as though he were trying to summon some oompa loompas. The light turned, he stopped playing and drove away.
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geiginni wrote:How about commemorative clock celebrating glorious anniversary of dead heros of great patriotic NASCAR?

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I have a job. With health insurance benefits and all that zazzy stuff (namely "money to buy things") that I haven't had since I was 25 and married.

First order of business is the purchase of a Kitchen-aid stand mixer with grinder/sausage making attachment.
"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."

-Gustave Flaubert

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