m.koren wrote:

bigc wrote:We asked her why she was always doing that in class a few years after we finished and she told us.

So she was hot for teacher ?

No. I did later find out she had a crush on me, though I doubt I was the motivation for her onanism.

Why do I always find out shit like that years down the line?

Mandroid2.0 wrote:I have a job. With health insurance benefits and all that zazzy stuff (namely "money to buy things") that I haven't had since I was 25 and married.

First order of business is the purchase of a Kitchen-aid stand mixer with grinder/sausage making attachment.

Congrats Mandroid!!

Marsupialized wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:I have a job. With health insurance benefits and all that zazzy stuff (namely "money to buy things") that I haven't had since I was 25 and married.

First order of business is the purchase of a Kitchen-aid stand mixer with grinder/sausage making attachment.

Congrats Mandroid!!

Thanks! I am going to be an Optical Assistant. Hopefully this will result in discount LASIK surgery such that I no longer run into walls and fall into open toilets in the middle of the night when I don't have my glasses on.

Patrick, excellent! So good.

(I will gloss over the fact I had to look that up...)

enframed wrote:penis guy, fantastic story.

Mr Penis, please!

Mandroid: Congratulations! May this new job be a splendid one.

bigc wrote:

m.koren wrote:

bigc wrote:We asked her why she was always doing that in class a few years after we finished and she told us.

So she was hot for teacher ?

No. I did later find out she had a crush on me, though I doubt I was the motivation for her onanism.

Why do I always find out shit like that years down the line?

You should probably look her up.

sparky wrote:Mandroid: Congratulations! May this new job be a splendid one.

Between this and the work that I do for my dad's mech. engineer company, I'm going to be able to afford stuff! And things! And Benadrian will be able to buy...

Oh shit.

If another guitar or amp somehow weasels its way into our apartment, he's a dead man.

congrat's mandroid. benefits rule.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

sparky wrote:Mandroid: Congratulations! May this new job be a splendid one.

Between this and the work that I do for my dad's mech. engineer company, I'm going to be able to afford stuff! And things! And Benadrian will be able to buy...

Oh shit.

If another guitar or amp somehow weasels its way into our apartment, he's a dead man.

That's why I have the practice space!

I'll be able to pay more money to our nation's lovely IRS, trade less labor for musical supplies, and maybe cut my studio hours down a bit for more time at home.

Mainly, I'm happy that Mandroid had a job for what seems like a cool company, and is not bagging groceries, slinging coffee, stocking clothing racks, or getting naked at Broadway and Columbus in SF

And of course, she can go to the doctor soon!

Edit: I also have a feeling many more cheeses from Farmstead Cheese and Wine will start appearing in the fridge:)

Ben

benadrian wrote:Edit: I also have a feeling many more cheeses from Farmstead Cheese and Wine will start appearing in the fridge:)

Ben

Dude. Remember that $44/lbs. stuff that tasted like deliciously moldy pears? Mmm...

Argentinian Malbec and moldy pear cheese...

bigc wrote:

Nina wrote:This does not work.

I call bullshit.

Sorry I can't be of help. Maybe it's one of those things that only those girls with giant clits from an excess of testosterone in their body can do.

fyp.