Hey guys....why don't we start wearing face paint?

Hey, why don't you let us write some of the lyrics for this record?

Sure, we'll play at Phyllis' Musical Inn.








Again.

"I'll be right back, I just need to get well."

I have a feeling this is going to get really good... Let me think about this one for a while...

"Lets play this anarchist festival."

"Lets go on stage with a spliff each."

"Lets do a ska-punk song".

I Quit.

This song is about a duck. A duck with a brief case.

Not going with the totally nice bass player who was into the music and completely got the influences, because the rest of the band considered his bass playing to be vaguely sloppy.

Not going with the other totally nice bass player who was into the music and completely got the influences, because the rest of the band didn't like his hair or beard or bass.

Going with the bass player who was a complete and utter cock, but who was also an excellent player of the bass.

Anything that involved playing in a squat would be up there for me. To be honest most bands I've been involved with were essentially a contest to see who could come up with the dumbest idea anyway.

"Let's make a video."
"Let's rent a house this winter, live in it together and write a record." (This one was so bad that no one claims responsibility for it anymore)
"Let's tour in your capless, non crewcab equipped pickup truck."
"Let's take our sweet ass time recording this record."
"Let's play Houston the week of SXSW."
"Let's play Memphis on consecutive weekday nights."
"Let's play LA, then SF, then LA, then SF, then LA, then Seattle."