This happened to me once. I came up with "Mystical Trolley of Illusion."
That showed 'em.
I think I was just mean
52Now, I'm thinking these sound even fatter and lazier:
"Kick out the Jams, part deux"
or
"Love (still) Hurts"
"Kick out the Jams, part deux"
or
"Love (still) Hurts"
I think I was just mean
53B_M_L wrote:Mean Options -
"Average Rock Sounding Song"
"Crap Song That Only Just Made the Album"
"Skip This Track - It's Average"
"Waste of 3.34mins"
"Steve Albini Does Not Endorse This Kind Of Shit"
"Areosmith recorded this riff in '74 - why are bands still 'writing' it?"
Mellow Stampede is pretty good compared to what they could have got.
don't forget "Filler"...
or steve could just wave a gun around a la spector and we'll see who's in the right then...
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.
I think I was just mean
54emmanuelle cunt wrote:'Brutal Teabag' beats it all. With a baseball bat. This is what I have pictured in my mind when I hear this title. A Lipton teabag with a baseball bat chasing and beating people one the street. Not Crap.
I was picturing something a little more...testicular.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
I think I was just mean
55lemur68 wrote:emmanuelle cunt wrote:'Brutal Teabag' beats it all. With a baseball bat. This is what I have pictured in my mind when I hear this title. A Lipton teabag with a baseball bat chasing and beating people one the street. Not Crap.
I was picturing something a little more...testicular.
of course you were.
lemur68 wrote:Why would you be where a jam band is playing in the first place?
I think I was just mean
56matthewbarnhart wrote:This happened to me once. I came up with "Mystical Trolley of Illusion."
That showed 'em.
Even worse than Steve's.
Barnhart came up with the best-ever jam band name:
Unconscionable Groove.
Incredible.
Actually, maybe Jamathustra is better. But only just.
I think I was just mean
58burun wrote:tmidgett wrote:Barnhart came up with the best-ever jam band name:
Unconscionable Groove.
Where do I send the royalty check?
I was right in the first place. Unconscionable Groove is the best-ever jam band name. We use it all the time, like weekly.
I think I was just mean
59tmidgett wrote:burun wrote:tmidgett wrote:Barnhart came up with the best-ever jam band name:
Unconscionable Groove.
Where do I send the royalty check?
I was right in the first place. Unconscionable Groove is the best-ever jam band name. We use it all the time, like weekly.
So you're telling me to cease and desist.
*sigh*
I think I was just mean
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dontfeartheringo wrote:I need people to act like grown folks and I just ain't seeing it.