tmidgett wrote:Anybody who asks someone else to name their songs for them deserves whatever they get.

I mean, they asked for it.

"Mellow Stampede." Jesus Christ.

Yeah, it coulda been a lot worse, e.g., "Pussies Hand Reins to a Real Man."

A few more words & I would be 100% sure that it was the new Don Caballero album. Anyways, if you think they were offended, let them name a song on your next album. Tits for twat.

burun wrote:

tmidgett wrote:

burun wrote:

tmidgett wrote:Barnhart came up with the best-ever jam band name:

Unconscionable Groove.

Where do I send the royalty check?

I was right in the first place. Unconscionable Groove is the best-ever jam band name. We use it all the time, like weekly.

So you're telling me to cease and desist.

*sigh*

It is my gift to the world. Just don't forget who's your daddy.

I think you did just great, steve.

you should be proud of that song title.
it's so awkward.


Salut.

All-purpose band name to use when referring to any crappy band you can hear bleeding through the walls at your rehearsal space:

Sob Story.

Thank Rob Sieracki for that one.

Another mean trick once played on such bands: learn their riffs and play them back when they are between songs.

I had a mean streak once.

cesb wrote:Another mean trick once played on such bands: learn their riffs and play them back when they are between songs.

Total waste of time and money, but this has me chuckling like a two ton tit.

I just imagined Steve saying, "Yeah, so let's call that one Mellow Stampede. Let's take a break. Would you like some 4 year old soup?"

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:I think this is a great song title.
Think of it along the same line as Gentle Fudge, Iron Butterfly and Led Zeppelin.

FYP

Arson Smith wrote:

Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:I think this is a great song title.
Think of it along the same line as Gentle Ben, Iron Butterfly and Led Zeppelin.

FYP

FYP

tmidgett wrote:

givemenoughrope wrote:"Kick Out the Jams pt.2"

or

"Love Hurts (again)"

These are good.

The fake sequel naming is a long-standing joke in my band. Aside from the working title of our next record (Use Your Illusion III), we played a show once and announced each song as:

"More Sympathy for the Devil"
"December's Grandchildren (and Everybody's)"
"Let it Bleed Again"
"12 x 6"
"Re-Exile on Main St."
"Betweener the Buttons" (my favorite)
etc.

God, it went on and on. And, I tell you, I was shocked - SHOCKED - that no one laughed.

Dan