what am i, some kind of asshole?
thank you burun.
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262"Why do you keep looking at me?"
zom-zom wrote:Why do drummers insist on calling the little stools they sit on "thrones"? Kings of nothing.
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263slowriot wrote:unfortunately, i forgot about my sometimes random bouts of oral dyslexia, and i got right up in her ear and whispered, "do i make your magina voist?"
I literally laughed out loud upon reading this. Salut! The very fact that you decided to actually ask the original question shows some kind of foolhardy badassitude that I'm not sure I would ever use but which I nevertheless respect.
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266slowriot wrote:unfortunately, i forgot about my sometimes random bouts of oral dyslexia, and i got right up in her ear and whispered, "do i make your magina voist?"
ended well, but still...that was fucking embarrassing.
still way better than "do i make your wussy pet?"
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268Last week, there was a dude waiting outside of my work when I returned from the bank.
He said, "You work here, I've been watching you. I want to take you to lunch."
The next move way, way worse, but "I've been watching you"? Dude, NO.
He said, "You work here, I've been watching you. I want to take you to lunch."
The next move way, way worse, but "I've been watching you"? Dude, NO.
H-GM wrote:Still don't make you mexican, Dances With Burros.
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269"I have alnico 498t's - how about you?"
Get it... pickup lines...? Ah nevermind.
Get it... pickup lines...? Ah nevermind.
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270Was at a math rock show ages ago and was one of 13 lucky people in attendance. Was talking to this guy that I liked who noted, "hey, you're the only woman here. You could have your pick of all these guys."
I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."
It worked. I need to be bold more often.
I said, "that's why I'm talking to you."
It worked. I need to be bold more often.