I should proofread my posts more thoroughly, though it (grammar misuse) seems to give many people here a good reason to reply.
Blaring, eh, glaring, is probably the better choice. But you know, audio forums and all, a decent case/excuse could be made for 'blaring.' Or the Australians. Illiterate criminals. They spell beer F-O-S-T-E-R-S. Thank you Jesse DeWitt.

here's a contradiction me thinks: a wife suspects a man of cheating and moves out.

that would make getting the mistress pussy alot easier.

One day I was with a bunch of friends and at one point,we were talking about hardcore bands and straightedge issues like eating vegan....one of my friends said "I wish being straightedge and vegan" while he was eating a fucking huge ham sandwich.That looked sooooo wrong!!!!!

klem wrote:I should proofread my posts more thoroughly, though it (grammar misuse) seems to give many people here a good reason to reply.

Blaring, eh, glaring, is probably the better choice.

Purposeful or not, I thought that "blaring" was great!

Purposeful or not, I thought that "blaring" was great!

Why thank ya.

Hey, how do I get your name instead "Quote"? Can't find anything about it in the FAQ...

i'm gonna use the letter V in place of the letter U so the board doesn't process these tags, ok?

[QVote="weiner-face"]This is the text that weiner-face said[/QVote]

the proper code usage is indicated right above the window where you type in your text, when you hover your mouse above the Quote button or URL button or whatnot.

toomanyhelicopters wrote: This is the text that weiner-face said

And like magic, it works. Thanks for helping me leap into the 21st century. I know basic SAS syntax for statistics, god knows this shouldn't be too difficult.


Soooo, more blaring contradictions, please!
How about near oxymoronic stuff, like in boogie nights when marky mark asks the engineer to "speed it up a couple of octaves." That's a damn good Transformers song.

i can find few better examples of a "blaring" contradiction/oxymoron than alanis morissette's now immortal "ironic".

"ironic" is not a song about irony.

and man is it blaring!

Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:Here's a contradiction that "blared" at me today.

I saw a man wearing a t-shirt that read:

"I'M TOO SEXXXY!"

This man had one eye. In his case, this one-eyedness was not very sexxxy, at least to me.

D'ja try making sweet love to the socket?

kerble, thank you for reminding me of that horrible joke my friends used to tell all the time.

"I'll keep an eye out for ya"