Someone joked about this in the Fugazi Video thread, and its been discussed some in the Thunderdome...but this needs to be settled. Kerble me if you must.

For the two of you who haven't seen these already....

Duane
(2.20 in, assisted by David)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw9u5XxLx6w

Ian
(0-2.00, again at 6.15, assisted by Guy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kut2xkhEPK4

Who is more effective/appropriate/entertaining?

What exactly are we voting on here? Who is more or less of an asshole?

mainly, voting on who has the best method.

i fucking love duane

Ian can shame a rowdy audience member into repenting, I think he's got the upper hand.

Skronk wrote:Ian can shame a rowdy audience member into repenting, I think he's got the upper hand.

See, I just think it makes him sound kinda preachy. I'll take the man of action.

With Duane (and David and bouncer), in this instance, the chump has been dealt with, others have been discouraged from such shenanigans, the rock can continue unabated.

Ian and Guy seemed to have had it all under control in the Fugazi footage - admirable restraint, the guy is eventually removed from the stage, the rock continues...but then Ian decides he's going to try to humiliate the fool, and derails the gig in the process. In this instance, the fool seems completely unhumiliated. Ian loses points for simply not being able to move on.

How about Rollins, hitting a fan to the beat rather slowly and without conviction, over and over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4uahL_tQWc&NR=1

or maynard and borderline homoeroticism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-wE5LtD ... re=related

bleh. wrote:or maynard and borderline homoeroticism.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-wE5LtD ... re=related

That's awesome. I voted Duane in this poll (Ian had it right at first, but failed in trying to humiliate the fan), but this Maynard video is tops. The guy is subdued, the whole audience laughs at him, and apparently Maynard doesn't miss a note.

In the words of one of the youtube commenters -

kironkabir wrote:haha n00b

u got done by Maynard