itchy mcgoo wrote:Out: A bottle rocket just burned a hole in my Rebel Flag bikini.

hot. damn.

itchy mcgoo wrote:A bottle rocket just burned a hole in my Rebel Flag bikini.

pics?

I was just trying to out-patriot a pal.

I'm in Palm Springs with my gay boss at a hotel that used to be Gene Autrey's estate. The shenanigans are restrained. This place is beautiful and crazy and I kind of want to set it on fire. But the last thing this desert needs is another heat source.

Anyway...someone blow shit up for 'Merica for me.

<hic>

You are having an affair with your gay boss?

Itchy, you are not far from me. I will be your fire source! It's not even hot right now, you lucked out.

in.. "I am literally pissing in a sink right now."

out..."Hot."

In: "Did anyone ever tell you that you're incredibly sexy when you play guitar?"

Out: "Did anyone ever tell you that you are mos def insane?"

in: cock me up now guitar boy
in: fuck me now blonde bit
in: need babies, no stealing it this time
in: speeling gione bad', guitar boyyy, youve got me toh excitedd - ams shakins!!
in: phone screens gone blurry, the lady juice created while thinking of you leaked into it while it was in my pocket.

out#5: one at a time ladies. wink.



99 problems but a bitch aint one.

MrFood wrote:

burun wrote:In: "Did anyone ever tell you that you're incredibly sexy when you play guitar?"

Out: "Did anyone ever tell you that you are mos def insane?"

That was not the response the dude was looking for J.

So let's say this guy is single, hetro and interested. Was he honestly thinking the conversation would go like this...

In: "Did anyone ever tell you that you're incredibly sexy when you play guitar?"

Out...."Have I ever told you that I sleep naked and dream about you every night?"

In... "Uh, you, uh... wow!"

Out..."Why aren't you here yet?"

(kept tasteful for the young'uns.)

My question is, does he actually think that he would ever get that response from a classy, self-respecting woman at the very beginning hint of any kind of a relationship?

(Screw modesty after it starts. Smut talk powers activate.)

I seriously would like to know if you guys think that there is a chance in hell a message like that would have been delivered to your phone?

MrFood wrote:Ummmmm..... well....

Oh my god... you do!

That's sad, yet oddly endearing.

It really hurts me to have to do this, but you should really know that the odds are slightly better of Jesse Helms returning from the dead, joining forces with Louis Farrakhan and opening a non-profit school for gay, black kids suffering jungle terror syndrome.

At least with the ladies that I have met and have known over the years. I am by no means trying to speak for every woman. (I am a woman, I know better than to try and do that!)

Seriously, take your savings and bet on the kids.