SweetDaddyPatty wrote:

Speedie wrote:about 3 years ago. I got carded going into a gig 2 years ago, and told the security guy, "heres the deal, if I'm older than you, you owe me a beer" I collected. I was 33 at the time.......yay me and my weird unmanly genes.

what an asshole.

The guy carding you is just doing his job. he doesn't need a LOL wager from every 30 year old who thinks he's too old to get carded. Show him your ID and move on.

hey dickhead,

maybe the doorman needed an interesting and funny interaction with a customer to make his mindless ID checking job a bit more interesting.

Maybe it made the doorman's day.

my conjecture on how Speedie's story played out is just as valid a possibility as yours. Unfortunately for your invented story, I'm a lot smarter than you, so the chances of me being right over you are pretty high.

maybe you just don't get enough out of life, so you act up here.

it's okay that you feel lonely, but you don't need to attack people by being an internet-brave dickbag on our goddamn forum.

show some fucking restraint.



you twat.



thanks,



Faiz
Moderator.

Not yet.

Just happened the other day when I was working with a 17-year-old.

When I told him I was 22, he was surprised and said he thought I was 19 at the oldest.

33, still get carded.

The summer I was 27 I started a new job and was asked if I just graduated high school.

About a year later this other guy at work, who I only later learned was about a dozen years older than I, told me he had a son about my age.

My whiskers have been turning grey and I could probably add about five years to my appearance if I grew out a beard, but I don't want to do that.

I still get carded, but latley I get carded less and less, so I guess your answer would be now, now I stopped looking like a youngster...

I am a youngster!
Yay!

I'm 23 but sometimes I need to show my id when going to shows 18+ only

yeah

I'm also 23, but if I've shaved lately solicitors selling newspapers or their religion or whatever usually ask if my parents are at home.

"Uh, no. This is my house."

Did anyone else know that Jamie from Mythbusters is 51? I would have put him in his late 30s.

I definitely look 13 without my goat. I don't like to shave, either, so that helps.

I don't like a stache though. I hate hair up my nose.

kerble wrote:

SweetDaddyPatty wrote:

Speedie wrote:about 3 years ago. I got carded going into a gig 2 years ago, and told the security guy, "heres the deal, if I'm older than you, you owe me a beer" I collected. I was 33 at the time.......yay me and my weird unmanly genes.

what an asshole.

The guy carding you is just doing his job. he doesn't need a LOL wager from every 30 year old who thinks he's too old to get carded. Show him your ID and move on.

hey dickhead,

maybe the doorman needed an interesting and funny interaction with a customer to make his mindless ID checking job a bit more interesting.

Maybe it made the doorman's day.

my conjecture on how Speedie's story played out is just as valid a possibility as yours. Unfortunately for your invented story, I'm a lot smarter than you, so the chances of me being right over you are pretty high.

maybe you just don't get enough out of life, so you act up here.

it's okay that you feel lonely, but you don't need to attack people by being an internet-brave dickbag on our goddamn forum.

show some fucking restraint.



you twat.



thanks,



Faiz
Moderator.

what is interesting and/or funny about that story?