When (if ever) did you stop lookin' like a youngster?

that damned fly_Archive

When (if ever) did you stop lookin like a youngster?

The Code is Almighty wrote:
Christopher J. McGarvey wrote:
The Code is Almighty wrote:My girlfriend was supposed to wax my back tonight.

Fuck Life.
The one with the kid?
The one you bitched about on here?
The one everyone on here said you need to kick to curb?
That one?

That's the one.

i'm sure she lurks.

also, i too used to be a doorman. i bought people drinks or food if they made my night better. hell, i knocked over a guy's drink and bought him a new one. i'm nice.

buy my guitar. now with pictures!

kerble_Archive

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SweetDaddyPatty wrote:I'm not about being funny

I know. which is odd, since you're a total joke.

SweetDaddyPatty wrote:I carded people for a living for many years and I know that what he said was fucking awful.

and I run a gas station several days I week, where I've been carding people regularly for ten years, bfd. you're still a weak cock.

you weak cock.

kerble is right.

SweetDaddyPatty_Archive

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kerble wrote:
SweetDaddyPatty wrote:I'm not about being funny

I know. which is odd, since you're a total joke.

SweetDaddyPatty wrote:I carded people for a living for many years and I know that what he said was fucking awful.

and I run a gas station several days I week, where I've been carding people regularly for ten years, bfd. you're still a weak cock.

you weak cock.

stop pwning me pls. thx

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Lonesome Bulldog_Archive

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lemur68 wrote:Did anyone else know that Jamie from Mythbusters is 51? I would have put him in his late 30s.

Funny, that's exactly what I pictured you looking like with grey whiskers. A sexy walrus, bellow, bask!

enframed_Archive

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55 by enframed_Archive

after the accutane.

To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.

megadan_Archive

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I think I still look like a kid and I'm 24.

dontfeartheringo wrote:
FuzzBob wrote:Wait a minute... don't drums auto-relic themselves on every load-out?

I suppose that this depends on how drunk the bass player is.

ben_Archive

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My god am I aging like hell. Of course I'm preparing for the big 30 in september, so maybe I'm just paying more attention as of late. Unfortunately I've got fairly bad earting habits and a sedintary job and it's starting to show.

And a word of advice to the young: start using moisturizer now, before you think you need it.

"he probably felt like he owed me something since he just skullfucked me with a drill"

Frank Decent_Archive

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I'm 32 and I still get carded. I'm not complaining.

DrAwkward_Archive

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On our last tour down south two years ago, after i turned 32, i had some kids telling me i looked 26. I'm ok with this.

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Marsupialized wrote:Thank you so much for the pounding, it came in handy.

yaledelay_Archive

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DrAwkward wrote:On our last tour down south two years ago, after i turned 32, i had some kids telling me i looked 26. I'm ok with this.

was this before or after you made out with the hot 20 year old?

Ty Webb wrote:
You need to stop pretending that this is some kind of philosophical choice not to procreate and just admit you don't wear pants to the dentist.

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