fantasmatical thorr wrote:I did once when I worked in the most boring office ever. I was in the toilet and on the phone to a stranger. It was alright, it wasn't amazing.

CRAP

back to maths...

C'mon, in much the same way that sexy ladies don't pooh, they also don't tend to their flowers at work. That's the stuff of juvenile wet dreams and American porno movies.

I refuse to accept that this happens.

i'd just like to point out that i've checked over all of the policies and regulations of the company I work for and could find nothing that prohibits masturbating at work. i suppose if someone else heard or something it could be construed as sexual harassment, but there is nothing that prohibits it explicitly.

I used to work as a fluffer, so yeah, I kinda had to.

ben wrote:i'd just like to point out that i've checked over all of the policies and regulations of the company I work for and could find nothing that prohibits masturbating at work. i suppose if someone else heard or something it could be construed as sexual harassment, but there is nothing that prohibits it explicitly.

better get on it, then, champ.

Rimbaud III wrote:

fantasmatical thorr wrote:I did once when I worked in the most boring office ever. I was in the toilet and on the phone to a stranger. It was alright, it wasn't amazing.

CRAP

back to maths...

C'mon, in much the same way that sexy ladies don't pooh, they also don't tend to their flowers at work. That's the stuff of juvenile wet dreams and American porno movies.

I refuse to accept that this happens.

Trust me, it happens, Zaf.

I could never at my work. There's an obese sack of shit called Ross who leaves a stench so powerful in the one cubicle that you end up vomiting blood just walking past the toilets.

fantasmatical thorr wrote:I did once when I worked in the most boring office ever. I was in the toilet and on the phone to a stranger.

phone sex? or just chit-chat?

steve wrote:Sounds like this dude has it all figured out.

nah, he's missing beer and sportscenter. dude's a rookie.

enframed wrote:

steve wrote:Sounds like this dude has it all figured out.

nah, he's missing beer and sportscenter. dude's a rookie.

also where's the fried chicken or at least some gas station nachos?

Nina wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:

fantasmatical thorr wrote:I did once when I worked in the most boring office ever. I was in the toilet and on the phone to a stranger. It was alright, it wasn't amazing.

CRAP

back to maths...

C'mon, in much the same way that sexy ladies don't pooh, they also don't tend to their flowers at work. That's the stuff of juvenile wet dreams and American porno movies.

I refuse to accept that this happens.

Trust me, it happens, Zaf.

lady shit or "flower tending?"