Lazybones wrote:abject

Good word.

Thank you Cranius.
Without that link, I never would have known this show ever existed.

Cranius wrote:

Lazybones wrote:abject

Good word.

Oh, don't make me get all Kristeva on your ass!

bassdriver wrote:

MrFood wrote:That was actually pretty depressing. Did anyone else find that?

nope just idiotic.

it was both for me.

but I'm not here to make friends.

I'm here to win at making friends. I guarantee I can do that better than any of you fucking losers.

Ace wrote: If you're going to be on a reality show you have to be pretty fucked up in the first place, right?

i think so, yes.

at the same time, i'm not here (at work) to make friends. that doesn't mean i'm not open to it, just means i place no emphasis on it.

in fact, my short boss included in my evaluation:

"Finally, Enframed needs to work on developing an informal friendly relationship with other parts of The Organisation since he will have to rely on various departments[...] shows a need for Enframed to understand the soft politics of effective team building."

i copied and pasted that out of an email.

i told him in a few more words that i fuckin hate mind-numbing water cooler chit-chat, that i keep work squarely separate from play, and that i would like the word "politics" left out of my review.

he said that for his personal style he prefers to shoot the shit at the water cooler. i said that's fine but i get my work done without it.

FUCK!

but with friends like these, who needs enemies? (x50)

i don't make friends everywhere i go. they could steal a play or two from my handbook.

you want advice on not making friends? ask me. on top of telling you how to alienate strangers, i'll tell you how to alienate your friends. i didn't go to their house to make friends.

jesus christ, I just found myself watching ANTM clips for an hour. then I ended up justin timberlake is a douche bag. I don't even know, I just kept clicking.

The White Rapper Show?