If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"Polaroid 55 is plentiful here."

that damned fly wrote:

ergo space pig wrote:What turns you off? rampant asshole syndrome, aka people who think they're right about everything and make no effort to consider the possibility that they're not the most important thing in the universe.

your time here might be short then.

believe me, I've spent plenty of time on internet forums. I doubt there's anything around here that I haven't seen before in some permutation.

ergo space pig wrote:

that damned fly wrote:

ergo space pig wrote:What turns you off? rampant asshole syndrome, aka people who think they're right about everything and make no effort to consider the possibility that they're not the most important thing in the universe.

your time here might be short then.

believe me, I've spent plenty of time on internet forums. I doubt there's anything around here that I haven't seen before in some permutation.

there's more than one clocker bob? (sorry, bob, it was an easy one.)

fedaykin13 wrote:The EA Forum

What is your favorite word? Kentucky.

What is your least favorite word? Plethora.

What turns you on? Creativity.

What turns you off? Indecision.

What sound do you love? Wind.

What sound or noise do you hate? Sirens, jackhammers, car horns--urban misery.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Professional wrestler.

What profession would you not like to participate in? Soldiery.

What is your favorite curseword? Fuckin'.

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

What do you want to be in your next life?

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?

What turns you on? Glasses, redheads, wit.

What turns you off? Obnoxiousness

What sound do you love? The shower

What sound or noise do you hate? Firecrackers that I can't see

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? General

What profession would you not like to participate in? Sales

What is your favorite curseword? Cousin fucker

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Yeah, I know what you're thinking. The holocaust right? Everyone gets drunk and makes mistakes at least once.

What is your favorite word? hey.

What is your least favorite word? moist.

What turns you on? maturity.

What turns you off? lack of communication.

What sound do you love? a running box fan.

What sound or noise do you hate? traffic.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? teaching.

What profession would you not like to participate in? plumbing.

What is your favorite curseword? fuck.

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? sorry.

What is your favorite word? Yespourtaquoi … as invented by the mighty Eliza Rose age 5.

What is your least favorite word? standardize

What turns you on? Summer evening: empty road: window down: Ramones.

What turns you off? I might be with Brett Eugene Ralph on that one.

What sound do you love? The sound someone makes when you’re fucking them and they’re in to it.

What sound or noise do you hate? Mobile phone

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Interpreter

What profession would you not like to participate in? cop

What is your favorite curseword? putain

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

Hi, got a guy in here, Tracy Pew, wants to form a band, you play a little, maybe?

What is your favorite word? Shmunch

What is your least favorite word? Deadline

What turns you on? The smiling wife, total relaxation, the rock being delivered.

What turns you off? Kiss-assery, self-righteousness, intolerance

What sound do you love? Kids talking to themselves.

What sound or noise do you hate? Kids (anybody, actually) hitting the pavement.

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Drummer.

What profession would you not like to participate in? The music industry.

What is your favorite curseword? 'the fuck?

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? "Allright, alright, we'll make an exception."

fedaykin13 wrote:What is your favorite word?

Callapygian

What is your least favorite word?

Hella

What turns you on?

In general terms? Golf, a good book, a funny movie, and drinking beers with friends

In naughty terms? Ponytails, well filled decolletage, and my girlfriend's back

What turns you off?

Generally - conservatives, pessimists, and neurotics
Naughty - non-dirty talking, crying when I put my pants back on

What sound do you love?

The sizzles and bubbles of cooking

What sound or noise do you hate?

The intermittent static of a poorly tuned radio station

What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?

If all other variations of "writer" are out, I'd say chef.

What profession would you not like to participate in?

Cop

What is your favorite curseword?

Shitballs. Not the most versatile, but it's fun as an exclamation.

If god exists, what would you like him/her to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

"That's cool. I wouldn't believe in me either. I really fucked up with those dinosaurs. There's free beer coming out of Brigitte Bardot's tits and help yourself to the cheese plate."

fedaykin13 wrote:The EA Forum

Makes perfect sense that James Lipton is broadcast on KJIZZ