I personally like the "hollow moon" + "Zeta reticulans" theories the best.

Basically they state that the moon is actually a hollow spheroid craft inhabited by the Zeta reticulan aliens. The moon was flown into our orbit as an observation station....

Good thread where you can read from some believers:
http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread212580/pg1

frelnamp wrote:I met an older gentleman through a friend 2 months ago who claimed mob connections in the fifties/sixties (His last name was Mackenzie). He never did any hits but he did have to clean out the gory post-hit remnants from inside a large truck. He also said, if my memory serves, that he personally knew one of the hitmen on the JFK job. He is writing a book about it and he told me the title but I can't remember it now. He was not the source of my anecdote in an earlier post on this thread.

Okay, his full name was Rod MacKenzie, and his book was called "The Men that Don't Fit In". The guy who runs this blog believes the book to be misinformation and not jibing with his particular solution of how the JFK assassination came to be.

gjhardwick wrote:David Icke and the Reptillians is my fave

David Icke. Awesome. To go from BBC sports presenter to the son of god is pretty good. I loved the Wogan show, where Wogan just took the piss, but still looked incredulous.

That has made me laugh a lot.

I think Icke just went about it all the wrong way.

Just read Behold a Pale Horse. Conspiracy theory goodness.

hacks

frelnamp wrote:Another one somebody told me once where two seperate unconnected marksmen have JFK lined up in their cross-hatches at the same time, both ready to pull the trigger, when JFK's head suddenly explodes, and they both go "What the fuck?!!...How??..."

This is a scene in Illuminatus!, except there's like six of them.

I donated ten quid to David Icke to keep his books in publication, because the world needs more stuff like that. He lives very near me actually, I just stuck it an an envelope and posted it through the door of his office. A mate of mine used to see him shopping all the time when he worked at Tescos.

One of my BA art projects revolved around making up a conspiracy theory that the town of Bournemouth was a giant magical system for sucking out peoples life energy and beaming it to London via Stonehenge so that the Masons could resurrect King Arthur. I might revive that one with a website sometime.

KharBevNor wrote:

frelnamp wrote:Another one somebody told me once where two seperate unconnected marksmen have JFK lined up in their cross-hatches at the same time, both ready to pull the trigger, when JFK's head suddenly explodes, and they both go "What the fuck?!!...How??..."

This is a scene in Illuminatus!, except there's like six of them.

I'll be damned. Here's another mind blower:

Coca-Cola's Nazi past

Walter Cronkite lost his legs in an accidental explosion in Viet Nam, which is why he 1. withdrew his support for the war, and 2. was always behind that desk whenever you saw him after that.

Dr. Pepper is actually carbonated prune juice.

Killing turkeys causes winter.

I thought Nazis drank fanta?