Heeby Jeeby wrote:h8 m0dems wrote:
...kind of look like a cock too.
Take yourself and your badly damaged cock to a doctor. Now.
how do you like my decorative collar?
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21how do you like my decorative collar?
how do you like my decorative collar?
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23h8 m0dems wrote:Heeby Jeeby wrote:h8 m0dems wrote:
...kind of look like a cock too.
Take yourself and your badly damaged cock to a doctor. Now.
how do you like my decorative collar?
I put a cape around mine too, and tell whoever may experience it that it's 'super'.
You call me a hater like that's a bad thing
Ekkssvvppllott wrote:MayorofRockNRoll is apparently the poor man's thinking man.
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24cjh wrote:...lovely old tree.
It smells of spunk!
I've just been out to post a letter and was caught off guard by its startling aroma. It's a very common species I'm sure. What is it, botanists of the PRF? Why does it reek of man-jizz?
santa barbara city college has one of those spunk smelling trees. i remember sitting under it one day for some shade when a female friend of mine walked up and made note of the scent. i raised an eyebrow.
To me Steve wrote:I'm curious why[...] you wouldn't just fuck off instead. Let's hear your record, cocksocket.
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25Spunk smells? I've been manufacturing my own fluid for some years now and have never noticed any kind of scent.
Am I weird? If so, good.
Am I weird? If so, good.
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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27Sorry guys.
I guess that mess from when your mom gave me the over-the-pants handy isn't going to clean itself.
I guess that mess from when your mom gave me the over-the-pants handy isn't going to clean itself.
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28h8 m0dems wrote:Heeby Jeeby wrote:h8 m0dems wrote:
...kind of look like a cock too.
Take yourself and your badly damaged cock to a doctor. Now.
how do you like my decorative collar?
your decorative collar looks more like a badminton birdy to me.
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29get some lotion on that foreskin yo...that's mad porous!
lemur68 wrote:I've always said there are two ways to guarantee getting on the news:
1) Be found hoarding 80 animals in your home.
2) Drive through a storefront.
I'm 6/80ths the way to #1.
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30This is fascinating.
Does anyone know if there is maybe a shrub that smells like quim? We could start a sex garden.
Does anyone know if there is maybe a shrub that smells like quim? We could start a sex garden.