steve wrote:You need a real friend.

I hope I never fall in love with a guy who refers to his "thud staff" as a "pepper"


Did I say thud staff? Please help me.

Some people would suggest that getting wierded out by the thought of your dick touching the rim of the toilet is only a few painfully easy steps away from wearing kleenex boxes on your feet and compulsively washing your hands fifty times every time you touch a doorknob.

BadComrade wrote:I caught an episode of South Park once where the "Mr Hand" guy came in the classroom and said, "Who dropped a deuce in the urinal?". The idea of someone doing that made me laugh so hard, I cried.

When I was in grade school, some kid got caught by a teacher doing that. He claimed he did it because all the stalls were occupied and he really had to go.

There was another kid at my grade school who was caught licking those disinfectant cakes in the urinals. He was sent to the principal's office and they called an ambulance to take him to the hospital.

Colonel Panic wrote:There was another kid at my grade school who was caught licking those disinfectant cakes in the urinals. He was sent to the principal's office and they called an ambulance to take him to the hospital.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!

what sort of fucked up backwoods dope tries out urinal cakes?

and you did say 'cakes' which implies he tried more than one...

i think the tape spool in my head just shot out of my ear and hit the adjacent wall...

Every grade school has a kid who licks urinal cakes. Probably most of them post here.

KharBevNor wrote:Some people would suggest that getting wierded out by the thought of your dick touching the rim of the toilet is only a few painfully easy steps away from wearing kleenex boxes on your feet and compulsively washing your hands fifty times every time you touch a doorknob.

...you ever seen the Grand Central Station bathrooms?

There are lots of places I'd like to press my pee-hole against: Eva Green's tonsils, Sarah Palin's brown-eye (crazy, angry right-wing fuck). The toilet bowl rim at Grand Central station is not one of them.

I always stuff a little wad of tp betwixt my jack and the rim...

I hate when my jack touches the rim.

Also, I guess I have "long-balls" cause sometimes my buddies touch the water. That is slightly less "evil" feeling than the tip of your dick touching the herpes infested, pube-lined, cold and evil rim.

Also, there are a few places I NEVER drop a deuce. GCT, Port Authority, and Hank's Saloon.

Red Square wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:There was another kid at my grade school who was caught licking those disinfectant cakes in the urinals. He was sent to the principal's office and they called an ambulance to take him to the hospital.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!

what sort of fucked up backwoods dope tries out urinal cakes?

and you did say 'cakes' which implies he tried more than one...

i think the tape spool in my head just shot out of my ear and hit the adjacent wall...

In American Psycho Patrick Bateman glazes a urinal cake with chocolate and then later gets the waiter at a restaurant to deliver it as a surprise dessert to his fiancee

steve wrote:You need a real friend.

Man things ain't never the same once you seen a dude's stew.

Red Square wrote:

Colonel Panic wrote:There was another kid at my grade school who was caught licking those disinfectant cakes in the urinals. He was sent to the principal's office and they called an ambulance to take him to the hospital.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!

what sort of fucked up backwoods dope tries out urinal cakes?

and you did say 'cakes' which implies he tried more than one...

i think the tape spool in my head just shot out of my ear and hit the adjacent wall...

Yeah this kid was really weird. He was real quiet and didn't have many friends, especially after that incident. I didn't know him personally because he was about 2 years younger than me.

The day that happened, the word spread real fast all over the school and everybody was talking about it in science class. The teacher said that they'd taken the kid to the hospital for some tests, and that maybe he has some sort of nutritional deficiency or something that made him do it. Even at the age of twelve, I thought that was a bullshit excuse.