I took half a xanax and passed out all day. I don't understand how these help with anxiety; although I didn't have anxiety while I was sleeping.

I got accidently booted off the forum. But then, a certain someone made it all better.

I walk to work. On the way, I walk along a narrow path at the side of a busy road. Today, I saw a woman heading towards me in the opposite direction, walking in the road. I thought to myself "I should step onto the road so she can use the pavement".

I stepped off the pavement into her path and she just looked at me like she had caught me urinating on an underage girl. I realised this woman was morbidly obese. She couldn't walk on the pavement because she wouldn't fit. She could try, but she'd scrap the wall at the side and still be in the road. This is on a bend, so there's a blind spot for oncoming drivers. It's only a matter of time before that woman gets squished by by some unlucky driver.

I've managed to gain 7lbs in less than two weeks by switching from chicken to chicken II (duck). I'm scared than I'm gonna get fat (fat like Fatty McRoadkill) so I gotta burn some calories.

playing hooky. here's hopin' i don't get shit canned.

On Friday I bought an SG Standard at a super cheeeep price. The guy who I bought it from had owned it and used it for 3 years – he never cleaned it or wiped it down the whole time. It was possibly the grubbiest thing I have ever held. He’d had 2 ebay sales fall though – I think that these people saw the state of the guitar and walked away. It really did look awful. There seemed to be caked spit on the stop bar… man… The fret board from the first to the 5th was almost totally black.

I spent the weekend cleaning it and setting it up – Underneath the grime was a pristine SG! It is now the nicest thing I have ever owned.

I woke up early today to play it. I’m just biding time at work today so I can go home and play it again.

awesome! what did you use to get the stains out of the fretboard? I have a friend with a nice enough strat that really needs a tune up.

Does the strat have a rosewood fret board? I'm not sure about what to use if it not.

I used lemon oil. And for the deeper gunk I really lightly used a razor blade to scrape the top layer off.

It doesn't. But mine does, and I guess I should give mine a tune-up too. I'll look for some in Wilkinsons or something next time I head into town.

I need to clean both my guitars.

I am at work for only 4 hours today, but I plan on enjoying their air conditioning while I scan as well.

Fuck this heat.

Yesterday Stack, the mrs and me:

1. Went out for breakfast
2. Played a round of mini golf at the art museum
3. Had ice cream w/ Germ War
4. Went to the zoo
5. Had dinner and several cocktails
6. Saw the world's worst Rolling Stones cover band (not the Rolling Stones)
7. Saw The Dark Knight.


I am exhausted.