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Peripatetic wrote:Missed Stnnng's set because I was across town at the Neil Diamond concert*.























*This is true, the Classical saw proof.


Every time it comes up, you choose Neil Diamond over STNNNG. How come.

Plus why did you keep calling me from the Neil Diamond concert and playing bad music to me through your cellular telephone. And then when I hung up on you twice, you texted me, "When you hang up on me you hang up on the Diamond."

I am not sure we are still friends.

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the Classical wrote:
Peripatetic wrote:Missed Stnnng's set because I was across town at the Neil Diamond concert*.

*This is true, the Classical saw proof.


Yes this is true, I saw the ticket stub and also the telltale post-Neil glow.


As I said to my friends, who are cunts (see below), I don't care who you are, "America" is a great fucking song.
drew patrick wrote:Peripatetic will win.

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Germ War wrote:Was great to meet the Bottomless Pit & Kadane crew and have and hours-long debate about whether the photo on the side of the Hard Rock Cafe was Alanis Morrissette or Natalie Merchant.

I will assume that the third option was Secretariat.

placeholder wrote:BRM, I too was surprised you were not in attendance!

I have a friend who once worked himself into a position where he was set for a three-way with two beautiful women. The three of them were doing some pre-three drinking, but they ran out of wine. "No problem," said my friend. "I'll go to the store." Upon his return, he realized that he had forgotten to note the apartment number (or even the floor) where he had been.

He repeatedly punched himself in the face as he took a taxi back to his place.
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Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:I have a friend who once worked himself into a position where he was set for a three-way with two beautiful women. The three of them were doing some pre-three drinking, but they ran out of wine. "No problem," said my friend. "I'll go to the store." Upon his return, he realized that had forgotten to note the apartment number (or even the floor) where he had been.

He repeatedly punched himself in the face as he took a taxi back to his place.


A friend had a similar near-threesome. Except, he did not get lost on his way back from getting more wine.

During the pre-coitus, one of the girls stopped and revealed she had herpes.
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