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41Childline on speed dial.
simmo wrote:Someone make my carrot and grapefruits smoke. Please.
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42Michael Gerald joins Genesis.
Life...life...I know it's got its ups and downs.
Groucho Marx wrote:Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
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43Tank malfunction sixty feet under.
Marsupialized wrote:I want a piano made out of jello.
It's the only way I'll be able to achieve the sound I hear in my head.
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44Popular German underwear for men.
Gib Opi kein Opium, denn Opium bringt Opi um!
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46Ever find out that the guy working next to you, doing the exact same work for the exact same people, and not even doing it well, has, for at least the past few years, been getting paid thousands a year more than you?
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47She told him she was eighteen.
tocharian wrote:Cheese fries vs nonexistence. Duh.
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48I'm not very imaginative today and someone reminded me of this one.
My kid brother hops in the car with me one morning the day after a beer had been spilled in my backseat.
"Why does your car smell like dad?"
My kid brother hops in the car with me one morning the day after a beer had been spilled in my backseat.
"Why does your car smell like dad?"