Rimbaud III wrote:Someone has left a blue arse print on the toilet seat in my office. I'm going to get a photo of this, as it needs to be seen.

Blue. Arse. Print.

WTF?

freeballin' in new, unwashed denim?



i'm on day three of the master cleanse. i am avoiding the numerous bacon-related threads here.

jimmy spako wrote:

Rimbaud III wrote:Someone has left a blue arse print on the toilet seat in my office. I'm going to get a photo of this, as it needs to be seen.

Blue. Arse. Print.

WTF?

freeballin' in new, unwashed denim?

That's exactly what I thought. But Heeby Jeeby's suggestion seems more rational.

Been landscaping the garden for weeks. It’s been a major mission. All the hard stuff is done now, only the planting to go. Last night we got an electrician in to finish wiring in some low level lights that he installed. It all went well until he tested the system…

It seems that whenever the house was converted into flats the jerks never did a proper job with the wiring. The fuse box is fucked for a start – he showed me wires that were completely unshielded etc. Nothing is grounded properly in the whole place. He won’t sign off on any work until this is done… flat out - unsafe. It’s a major job to fix because the main power coming into the place is a floor above.

The money that we have saved by doing the garden ourselves and all the painting and decorating and tiling and working we’ve done in the last year on the flat has just been pissed away in about 30mins. I’m gutted...

And Rimbaud – One of your co-workers moonlighting in the Blue Man group?

See, I realise that people sit on the damn thing, but having it presented in what is effectively diagrammatic form puts me off planting my own arse on it.

Is cleaning the blue from your arse part of Wudu?

Y'know...putting the blue in 'ablutions'.

Arse cleaning is not part of the standard pre-prayer ablution procedure in Islam.

Who do Wudu? Brave the bleu, Rimbaud.

You might find it magical.

The girl brought me a shehnai back from her travels.

So, I am practising on my shehnai.

In the office. I couldn't give no fuck.

sunlore wrote:The girl brought me a shehnai back from her travels.

So, I am practising on my shehnai.

In the office. I couldn't give no fuck.

Good luck with it! I bought one in Morocco on account of it's awesome sound. I can't seem to get more than a strangulated peep from it, even with all the puff I can muster.

sparky wrote:Who do Wudu?

Magma