well, i usually dont post often, but this thread is funny and i think i have a good story, maybe

i was 16 at ashbary's cofee house seeing some terrible punk bands my friends were in, i was wandering around the back, until i stumbled across this boy who had just jumped off the roof of the building...he had a germs tatoo and vonnegut's Tralfamadorian tattoo too.
we ended up in an elevator after pressing the emergency stop, cheesy music in the background.
pretty good first time, i'd say.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Don't get me started on the librarian phase of my life...

I've yet to enter that phase. Maybe it'll be good.

I was 18.

Skronk wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Don't get me started on the librarian phase of my life...

I've yet to enter that phase. Maybe it'll be good.

Dude. Ask them to speak to you in dead languages. There's nothing like being told you are fuckworthy in Latin.

Mandroid2.0 wrote:

Skronk wrote:

Mandroid2.0 wrote:Don't get me started on the librarian phase of my life...

I've yet to enter that phase. Maybe it'll be good.

Dude. Ask them to speak to you in dead languages. There's nothing like being told you are fuckworthy in Latin.

I like how you wrote 'them'. Maybe the librarian phase never ends?

Do they tell you to be quiet during sex?

I was 20, and I will not recount my first time story.

Where's the 'no' button?

A good friend was 26. He was/is extremely attractive, charming, and interested in women. (He had a girlfriend from 16 to 24 who didn't want to "go all the way," and he was OK with that.) He is just very laid-back about sex, quite cautious, and very impervious to social pressure.

ctrl-s wrote:A good friend was 26.

right..."a good friend..."

sure. uh huh.

Colonel Panic wrote:Do they tell you to be quiet during sex?

I had a librarian once and awhile type thing for a good many years. She was very wild and loud in the sack. She was South side Irish and like a good south side Irish girl, drunk a good deal of the time.