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Ty Webb wrote:
The Code is Almighty wrote:It's almost 730 and I'm still awake. Super awesome. I'm debating just playing through and seeing what happens.

I've been seriously considering dating my editor again. I thought maybe just take it slow and see where it goes. She's a great girl, but we go down this road about every six months. I freak and thats it. So we hung out tonight, and it didn't go slow. I took off my glasses I'd just gotten a few weeks ago and left them on the table. When I came back for them, they were on the ground and bent to shit. I guess her uber-fat cats fucked them up for me. I tried to bend them back and they snapped.

Fat cats man, they'll fuck you every time.


You're hardly the first man blinded by pussy, TCIA.


What's there to consider? I met her, she's real hot and seemed cool. You have to weigh what options? Here, let me help. Here's how it works, D-Zone:
Hot girl. Cool. Date. Yes.

There ya, you don;t really have an option. If a hot girl wants to date you you kind of have to.

That being said, you should sue her for the glasses. Straight to small claims court.
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Minotaur029 wrote:Marsupialized-

You should venture out into hipsterland to check out Polvo. The drummer is different than the original drummer. It makes them a lot more rokken.

I'm not drunk, I don't belong here.


I am at work, miles away

burun wrote:
Ty Webb wrote:Tied one on by mistake on Thursday. Bar in Brooklyn was featuring a new special - the Pickleback. A shot of Old Crow and a shot of pickle juice, served in separate glasses. You down 'em one, two.

I would try this.

Ohyes.


Yeah I would too
Rick Reuben wrote:Marsupialized reminds me of freedom

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Ty Webb wrote:Ha! Christ, no. I'm one of the lucky few who doesn't have bad trips. I've done more than my share of mind-altering stuff. Always came up smiling. I dig it.


It's funny, the one dude I know who claims to have hit the S.P. claimed it wasn't bad at all, but he had trouble with depth perception for a while afterward. He was wayyy too into the Dex though.

I do this about once a year just 'cause it's weird, entertaining, and it can be useful to get a bit sideways every once in a blue moon.


Perfectly understandable. Salut!
Rick Reuben wrote:You are dumber than week-old donuts.

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Ty Webb wrote:Tied one on by mistake on Thursday. Bar in Brooklyn was featuring a new special - the Pickleback. A shot of Old Crow and a shot of pickle juice, served in separate glasses. You down 'em one, two.


You need to come to the UP and try a "dirty Rollie Fingers" (named after the sex act). It's tequila and pickled egg brine.

edit: I guess you could try it anywhere, but it would be like eating a corned beef in Wyoming.

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