A post about Soundgarden on the baked Smashing Pumpkins thread made me think about this particular question: which male rocker achieves the highest state of shirtlessness?
I posted a photo of pre-fame Soundgarden. Chris Cornell embodies shirtlessness to a very high degree.
The King of Shirtlessness is, of course, none other than . . .
Here, on the other hand, is a photo of Sting:
Although Sting clearly is not wearing a shirt, we cannot seriously consider this to be shirtlessness. On the shirtlessness scale, Sting ranks a 2 or perhaps 3. Iggy ranks a 10. He's the standard by which all other shirtlessness is measured.
Which male rocker is the most shirtless?
2David Fucking Yow, bitches!
(props to Warmy re: pic)
(props to Warmy re: pic)
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Which male rocker is the most shirtless?
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Which male rocker is the most shirtless?
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Which male rocker is the most shirtless?
6anthony kiedis never wears a shirt, and he sucks.
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Which male rocker is the most shirtless?
7i wish dave navarro would put a fucking shirt on. or just go away.
Which male rocker is the most shirtless?
8So, if we hold Iggy, as the standard bearer, out of the picture, then it looks like:
David Yow is the only shirtless one out there who doesn't suck a fat one?
Am I interpreting the statistical data correctly?
David Yow is the only shirtless one out there who doesn't suck a fat one?
Am I interpreting the statistical data correctly?
Which male rocker is the most shirtless?
9burun wrote:Now i know where The Classical got the idea to wear fingerless gloves!
the Classical's gloves are fingered.
like his mom.
world of pee wrote:anthony kiedis never wears a shirt, and he sucks.
Bradley R. Weissenberger wrote:I stumbled across a block of RHCP videos on the Fuse cable network a few days ago. "Give It Away", "Californication" (wtf) and "Otherside" were among the videos. I watched all of these videos through to the end in a strange exercise in masochism.
I was disappointed not to see the video for "Under The Bridge" because, really, who doesn't need to see a shirtless Anthony Kiedis running in slow motion directly toward the camera?
It now occurs to me that the phrase "a shirtless Anthony Kiedis" is completely redundant.
As he ages, Flea looks more and more like his name should be Seamus.
They call their new double album "Stadium Arcadium".
The letters "RHCP" present an irritating combination and order of letters.
Anyway, my chance encounter with this band's videos reminded me of how much I dislike their music and most everything else that surrounds their music.
Absolute CRHP.
for the win.
kerble is right.
Which male rocker is the most shirtless?
10Apparently VM used to do this sometimes when he was with Them. Jim Morrison copped it from him, Iggy copped it from JM, Henry Rollins and Nick Cave copped it from Iggy and so on.
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