I did the Yow post in seriousness, and here's another genuinely excellent shirtless rocker:

The Barenaked Ladies?

Here's another one, can't say he's done anything decent since the 70's, though.



On the bright side, though, at least he hasn't had accidentally shot anybody, either.

MrFood wrote:Well.... this thread is certainly a little gay, isn't it?

I don't follow you.

MrFood wrote:Well.... this thread is certainly a little gay, isn't it?

If it wasn't before, it is now.

Can't believe nobody's said Manowar

I wish I could pull off a loincloth. Here's my favorite Manowar song:


Defender

(Orson Welles recites this first part!)

When you are old enough to read these words
Their meaning will unfold
These words are all that's left
And though we've never met, my only son
I hope you know
That I would have been there to watch you grow
But my call was heard and I did go
Now your mission lies ahead of you
As it did my so long ago
To help the helpless ones who all look up to you
And to defend them to the end

Defender

Ride like the wind
Fight proud, my son
You're the defender
God has sent

Father,father,father
I look up to you and heed thy call

This letter ends my search
I'll live your dream now passed on to me
And I now wait to shake the hand of fate
Like the dusk awaiting dawn
So wizards cast your spell
With no heart to do me well
So it is written, it shall be

Defender

Ride like the wind
Fight proud, my son
You're the defender
God has sent

My vote for Best Shirtlessness By a Male Rock Singer.









OK.