I made a post earlier in the thread calling bullshit on his actions that, in hindsight was a bit off base. I've read all the subsequent posts and am sure Marsupialized knows what he did was wrong, but reckon probably still feels less than total remorse. This is understandable due to the red mist, the yuppiness of the driver, THAT FUCKING CAR he was driving etc.

We've all done shit we're not proud of or that is irrational in situations like this. I'm a confirmed pedestrian and jaywalker but one of the few times I waited for the green man to cross the road a two-seater BMW came barreling through the lights and screeched to a halt touching my legs. I looked in the window and saw the suited-up businesswoman on her fucking mobile phone. I didn't go for her...in my inestimable wisdom I punched the bonnet of the fucking car. I was reminded of this by someone else AFTER I posted in this thread. Who the fuck am I to call anyone out on ridiculous violent reactions? Carry on.

Dunno, it's nice to have title of this thread at the top of the page.

The actions=ego,manchoism, Meat head, brossif, anger like tendencies. Also you post a lot of things that point you to being a huge homophobe I have noticed. Which makes you no better than the "yuppie".

For driving? Seriously?

Honestly If you were anything like this, which it seems you prob are, I would punch you on principal alone.

When you punched the "yuppie" in the face, you may have well just punched yourself in the face, it would have been the same thing.


But what do I know, I smoke weed, and like bands that only homosexuals would like. Right?

Give me a break.

Marsupialized wrote:

Uncle Ovipositor wrote:

Marsupialized wrote:Again, it was not a sucker punch

Punching someone who's sitting in a car is sucker punch. He wasn't facing you, he couldn't swing. I'm guessing you wouldn't have been such a tough guy if that weren't the case.

I walked up and said 'get out of your car so I can stomp your fucking head into the street, you cocksucker' I think those were my exact words. He was looking right at me as I said it. He had all kinds of warning what was coming. He could have easily exited the car at any point in the altercation and begun a regular type fistfight. In fact I am pretty sure that was my intention. Stupid, yes. Suckerpunch, no.

So you threatened him first, and that means it wasn't a cheap shot? He was seated, he couldn't swing. He wasn't going to get it a fight.

If someone isn't engaging you and you want a fight, it ain't fair to just hit them. I'll be happy to prove that to you next time I'm in Chicago.

Besides, I don't think you would have done it if he weren't sitting in his car. If he had a fair shot at you, you would've backed down.

Heeby Jeeby wrote:I made a post earlier in the thread calling bullshit on his actions that, in hindsight was a bit off base. I've read all the subsequent posts and am sure Marsupialized knows what he did was wrong, but reckon probably still feels less than total remorse. This is understandable due to the red mist, the yuppiness of the driver, THAT FUCKING CAR he was driving etc.

Our cast of characters so far:
The Yuppie (talking on his cell phone in the biggest SUV ever built, probably drinking a Starbucks even though Soup left that detail out);
The Hot Wife and Her Hot Friend (out being Hot);
The Gangbanger (curiously hanging out at a frat/indie music festival);
The Cop (openly taking money from The Gangbanger in the middle of the street);
and Soup (the Bernard-Getz-esque, innocent-until-pushed-too-far hero of our story).

I don't know about you, but I just don't buy that everyone Soup runs into on a given day is such a 2 dimensional stereotype.

So I personally don't know if I believe "the yuppiness" or that he was driving a 3-story Hummer. It could be true, but the way the story rolls out is a little suspect to me - the same way a story would evolve if you did something stupid and wanted to justify it on a message board. Especially the way the guy who grabbed the Hot Wife's Friend's Ass suddenly turned into a gangbanger. I could be wrong - I don't know, I wasn't there. It all seems a little too much like a bad action movie.

Uncle Ovipositor wrote:So you threatened him first, and that means it wasn't a cheap shot? He was seated, he couldn't swing. He wasn't going to get it a fight.

If someone isn't engaging you and you want a fight, it ain't fair to just hit them. I'll be happy to prove that to you next time I'm in Chicago.

Besides, I don't think you would have done it if he weren't sitting in his car. If he had a fair shot at you, you would've backed down.

You are saying you want to punch me next time you are in Chicago?
Why is you wanting to punch me over some shit I wrote on a web page any less lunatic-like than me punching a dude that almost severely injured me and then flipped me off?

You sir can lick my nutsack with all your might. Just lick lick lick lick lick. All day and night. Woah woah. Yeah yeah. All day and night.

Marsupialized wrote:almost severely injured me

He almost severely injured you? Sounds like he didn't injure you at all - not even a little bit. You could say he almost hit your car, that would be true. You might even get away with saying you could have been injured. But this is just stretching the truth in order to justify what you did.